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Sorry the pants wearing Waterhouse... Dunno how you can say 5L slow again is working...and the pressures off!! Last chance saloon! Just get Monty in for a last chance!

Last 3 you don't then That ignores the fact horses can simply be out of form doesn't it? I always forgive one start but never a last start if I can't find an excuse Take HTBH last week... took the visors off the start before...slow out and never looked really interested... Blinkers back on switched her on and raced handier than usual...

Oh ok so maybe not a 'behaviourist' in the whispering Monty form? I see Waterhouse is pleading for them to get Monty in to have a go... ...and whoever is doing it was "confident" of success last week

Not at all Bazz...love Tennis and returning serve especially But Imagine these Amatuers getting their time of day in professional Metro Australia? They'd be crucified and booed off the course before they had a chance to say "sorry I lost the whip Punters...but" If were going to become 'International' under the new Messara report schamatuerism needs to go...and that includes poor excuses for races like these

Simply...totes out of form...after analysis...read..having every possible chance... Robbie says in his podcast " I adjust ratings post race for any unlucky runs etc." yep...too obvious... you and grassi treat a last start, every chance, 6L away...the same as blocked or caught wide without cover don't you? So I've migrated to simply using moi's 'niches' of fit horses...I.e. Backing up well... ...and superior class obviously...back to inferior...like HTBH...and it really is hard with the success that brings to be fair

But you do in other jurisdictions So betting on top 3 on those tips would have been very average The only one you got right was Hard TBH...I had her maximum units after her excellent Open Class effort last season...largely unsuited until Saturday... ...when the home course and Blinkers came into play...30% home course...20% extra shades...at 12FF if you please Senassy at 80's was interesting to say the least...

Like you wal...I like perving at Linda But I don't like her throwing away her whip... just as she's getting me excited... No wonder Bazz enjoys them...spuds are his essential dietary needs

Very strange how the 'behaviourist' wants to stay anonymous Maybe it really is Monty...and if he fails he wants to "disavow any knowledge" It really is Mission Impossible though

Cmon spill the cannellonis curiass... wtf is happening with FOXTON? Are the committee too stubborn to fall into line with NZTR or is the local Council to blame?

I've never said form is an indicator of fitness at all bazz... But doing what you and grassi attempt to do...in ignoring the fact horses are not always at peak...read 'out of form' ...is mindless...just as pricing every horse is...when they have no chance...what a waste of time Id suggest you listen to Rob Waterhouse's podcast...he puts you to bed well and truely

So these amateurs enter the industry to ride in a handful of races each year? Yea na... At a time when the industry is pleading for Punters to invest on our product... INTERNATIONALLY... ...we give them 'riders'...throwing whips away...continual whip violations...and "extravagant" whip actions... ..not to mention sack o spuds riding 'styles'...and tactics than have come straight from bogan bazz's Comedy Club give us a break

Yep that'll work..use the best surface in the CD as a trials bizzo... ...wtf has happened to the 'Trust' that runs the show...and NZTR's chat with said outfit... ...and do they really have to have a massive erection to have Racing there.... or would a few outhouses do to run a days racing?

So the 'experts' told us the Naki rail should be the place to be.. After Lisa Allpress walks the track...Sweenz gets out of her...reluctantly "the rails off....I'll be coming off it...ok? ffs.... Just give PUNTERS the f in Pen readings...then it'll be like Punters walking the track...and not just the Lisa's Anyone would think Punters like eating dirt...or mushrooms

I suspect the only thing you've ever done deeply... ...is dive into your Chup basket... Ignore the last 3 starts...ffs Thats like Grassy treating a 6L perfect trail with a totes unlucky run Theyre not ROBOTS...and they run into and out of form...some remain out of form wtf knew Thats why moi always looks for excuses when doing ANALYSIS Anything else is a guessing game

Wtf...you're a better stalker than moi wharfy! Jazzz?? Nooooo say it ain't soooo Jo!

C's Barrier Behaviourist!

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=OLD BOILER Or an old broiler? https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Broiler

Oh cmon...what's the point? Pace...all over the place Tactics....AOTP Whip action....AOTP Whips...over the rail Whip fines...reduced Werent these races designed to give experience to stable hands contemplating a career being a Jockey? Or does everyone need a bit of glory and Punters can go bet in Arse while they're on?

https://mobile.twitter.com/Punters/status/1034239267440971776/video/1

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Chautauqua&#39;s &#39;behaviourist&#39; has just fronted the media to talk about the horse&#39;s barrier manners <a href="https://t.co/t4wJh5p6va">pic.twitter.com/t4wJh5p6va</a></p>&mdash; Punters.com.au (@Punters) <a href="https://twitter.com/Punters/status/1034239267440971776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 28, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

This at a time when we're pleading for the World to invest on our races bazz... The varied styles are worse than junior Pony Club Linda Wheeler throws her whip away...2 out from her the rider's all over their mount like a rash of pox... Then Alam got all excited and whipped away "Mr Jones demonstrated the incident using the available video footage. He identified Mr Alam and showed that he struck his mount 12 times prior to the 100 metres. He said there were some pauses but they were not for the minimum 5 strides. He described Mr Alam’s whip action was extravagant. Mr Alam accepted that he struck his mount 12 times without the required respite prior to the 100 metres." Last month Scotty MacNab...who's been around ions..and should know better..got white line fever... and didn't give a f "Mr Goodwin showed all the relevant films and said that Mr MacNab had hit his horse 16 times before the 100m with only a brief respite of only 2 strides. Mr MacNab said that he thought that he could catch up to those horses ahead and that he did hit his horse too much. He added that he stopped when he realised that he was not going to catch up. Reasons For Penalty: Mr MacNab struck his mount 16 times with the drawn whip with very minimal respite offered. The Committee considered this to be towards the higher end of excessive whip use." Its symptomatic of our attitude to the Sport...amateurish and living in the past

Let's hope Messara touches on this point "The Racing Industry needs to become far more PROFESSIONAL in NZ...Country bumpkin courses have their place...but not much... ...the Cities will grow the sport...and should replace Shamtuerism" Yep...that hopefully includes getting rid of these awaful displays of Schamatuer Riders races Just take look at them...and then there's their appalling whip violations this year ...in nearly every race there's been a charge...pleading ignorance... ...and the 'look' is a dead set shocker A sack of spuds looks balanced compared to these Amatuers Besides...these amateurs are taking rides off struggling Pros in winter... Just stick to trials days if you need to show off your lack of skill... ASAP

And we've gifted another White Andulusion to replace the other who died at the Japanese Temple Go Winnie White sox https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&amp;objectid=12055227

And the other..Brown.... I wonder how the White Filly CASTA DIVA is going in Japan?

Where Wals...Japan? I think he may be on Mars at the moment...whatever he's on.. he needs to get off fast I don't think we'll be seeing him back anytime soon though...maybe Arsetralia? But they'd come down on him 10 times harder...you'd like it over there Wal Young, vibrant, all night dance parties out Bell Maine....hard out... ...as long as you behave...you mightn't get deported