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Thomass

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  1. This is simply hilarious... You were the one comparing Vega Magic's time on a soft track listed race to its Blinkers On good track G1 form when leading... ...on a VERY WINDY DAY where no other leaders won because of it... You then had the audacity to say the other race was a better performance...purely because of the time...taking no account of the race day conditions.... It seems you should take your own advice...times "vary massively" and instead take mine...."Black Type is a constant" ...that's why Breeders use it and not fastest times like you do ignoramus
  2. Well that makes sense... Benny used to run around in circles a lot..chasing skirt and never getting there... Youd think by now benny could work out a measurement called Pi that would easily show the pointless ground he's covered... ...but he's too thick
  3. Who the f is benny? Im always open to advice...but I don't listen to dickheads who think a fast maiden win is better than a Black Type 3rd...like woddy wank and Bogan Bazz do Otherwise Breeders would change their Catologue protocols and have Mile Rates instead of Bold Type ...now F off back to your amatuer comps you amatuer
  4. Who can blame Opee for wanting to take the winter off with this Princess? A roaring hot fire with a hotty...sipping mulled wine and scoffing the very best blue...Roquefort on a crusty French loaf.... ...a hot pot followed by Creme Brûlée....Emms would only have to breathe on it to get the Caramelisation sorted... ..then an allnighter of unimaginable passion and hotness at the base of the four poster boudoir...after it started on the bathroom vanity...while Opee was looking at himself in the mirror far too long... Emms would undoubtedly take control...and that's the way I like sometimes...
  5. One thing I don't do gost...is take advice from shadowy dickheads who play in punting competitions and think they're 'pros' now go back to your comp thread and play with yourself... ...last time I heard you were 28th....niller
  6. Looks like this Stud has lost total interest in the racing side of things...and wants to procreate A son of FRANKEL from a G1 placed mare whose dam was a G 1 winner...an oustanding pedigree... G3 winner at Newmarket and G2 in France to rubber stamp the pedigree... Maybe Pencarrow will stand its first Stud? yea na...Cambridge? Vela get along with Lindsey? This is what the experts said after the Newmarket win... BBC racing correspondent Cornelius Lysaght "A significant result this a) because of the manner of the performance and b) because of the winner's pedigree. In September, Eminent won his debut - and only race before now - impressively giving his owner and trainer the chance to dream that their two-year-old was something special. Here, he demonstrated he quite likely is indeed that, running down a Group One race winner in Rivet in striking style. It's the 2000 Guineas next, all flags flying, meaning the ever-iconic Frankel has a decent chance of fathering his first British Classic winner in his first season with three-year-olds." An impressive sight after the Craven win...
  7. When I said ..." and don't get back" It didn't mean I wasn't coming back... you complete and utter 'English as a second language devotee' fool
  8. Who in their right mind would leave her alone newy? Shes the perfect face to market the Thoroughbred Industry... ...and when she rides out this coming G 1 day at the Bay....there's no greater sight... ?..other than if she did a Lady Godiva impression... now that'd bring the crowds to the milk bar...
  9. Maybe the reason Waller doesn't want to travel WINX is the way he uses LASIX on her ...Imagine the scene as the local TV cameras arrive to film.. ...and she stays in the corner for the next while... ...pissing her heart out...
  10. The great news about general whip use here is that NZTR are going to look into the "debacle" around the 'no protest' principle where presently whip rules can be broken and no correspondence will be entered into... ...it happened in a G2 race last Feb...and as sure as eggs it'll occur in a G1 race soon and they'll be another major stink about it... just do it...
  11. You're not the real scabs.... Its wayyyy past his bedtime in Sukumvit Rd on Terminal 21 ...where all the Thai lady boys hang out for a bit of Western man with fat guts and really relly thin comb overs... ...you're down in the Viaduct sucking lemons, figuring out why your heads so out of proportion to your whizened body...
  12. Hay...me Mammy told me my twin got stolen at birth! If it's in the genes ya can't do a lot about it..
  13. Exactly the same as your excitement pump Bazz... ...a line of freshly cooked chups bathed in duck fat....with a bogan sauce topping dripping Down ya holy singlet and dirty y fronts after a day tossing the salad... yum
  14. Had an oarsum day actually scabies... 15 minutes after necking the pink panther chemical pellets from the local Methametha markets...found meself naked, slithering around in the mud by the Brussel Sprout farmers field... ...I then painted me willy orange and hid in a pile of carrots destined for the Auckland Oratia Farmers market for a free trip home... ...still dreaming of Emms all the way though...you?
  15. You better not be the one who's given her that pearl necklace dee wharf... ...that's my responsibility
  16. Here boys...try this and light up your lives for once https://twitter.com/Ffs_OMG/status/1027295067336331264?s=20
  17. In outstanding form today this filly... For those who can't be sitting here enjoying I post for your absolute delight Youll notice the pink top highlights the incredible striking eye..and those pursed lips...my
  18. Ffs you really are the complete moron... When the Head Vet. of Regulation at the HKJC says "this is the reason" they don't allow Lasix... ...you can be assured that is the f in reason Pig shit couldn't be any thicker than you...apart from Bazz Bogan
  19. I detest Half witted trolls... ...you have a distinct Je nais cest quoi about you though...that some teenage girls may find endearing ..not moi..don't waste moi's time...and don't get back
  20. Any tool who bets against Northern form down there has no idea... Especially in that race HK/ Australian form is superior to Northern...Northern is superior to Southern Just get on
  21. It was tongue in cheek you complete imbecile
  22. Go away you're wasting my time now... Customers are Punters you foolish tool... The Industry has to ask itself why the German breeding program is so good... ...and why HK Punters are so enthused by investing in that product I wonder if it has anything to do with being totally transparent in all aspects of Drug administration?
  23. It looks as though he has an adrenaline problem White line fever..goes nuts when he sees it... According to the INFORMANT he's gutted and spent the night in the Motel instead of celebrating... He was giving the first winner a fair old tool up as well to get that massive break...when he didn't really need to... Horsemen know when they've got an engine under them without forcing the issue...
  24. Oh f me...please tell me your pulling the pudd when you think that I'm thinking... the mathmatical constant Pi is f in knew?
  25. Unfortunately for you, agreeing with Bogan Bazz that there's no "quantifiable formulas...actually no formulas exist" consigns you to the " Peaknuckle Award for Pumpkinhead of the year" As for Harness tracks...ffs...who knew they're well and truely CAMBERED...besides have you heard the disadvantageous "facing the breeze" ...but wtf knew...we're not investing on Harness...not you You should take curious, hand in hand, face the breeze, and feel how good it feels while 3 wide on a nz Thoroughbred track... ...you'll be a f'ed as that sheep ... ..wanting to eat Pi to re energise yaself for the night ahead with you two and the sheep on the couch freaks
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