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Thomass

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  1. Who in their right mind would leave her alone newy? Shes the perfect face to market the Thoroughbred Industry... ...and when she rides out this coming G 1 day at the Bay....there's no greater sight... ?..other than if she did a Lady Godiva impression... now that'd bring the crowds to the milk bar...
  2. Maybe the reason Waller doesn't want to travel WINX is the way he uses LASIX on her ...Imagine the scene as the local TV cameras arrive to film.. ...and she stays in the corner for the next while... ...pissing her heart out...
  3. The great news about general whip use here is that NZTR are going to look into the "debacle" around the 'no protest' principle where presently whip rules can be broken and no correspondence will be entered into... ...it happened in a G2 race last Feb...and as sure as eggs it'll occur in a G1 race soon and they'll be another major stink about it... just do it...
  4. You're not the real scabs.... Its wayyyy past his bedtime in Sukumvit Rd on Terminal 21 ...where all the Thai lady boys hang out for a bit of Western man with fat guts and really relly thin comb overs... ...you're down in the Viaduct sucking lemons, figuring out why your heads so out of proportion to your whizened body...
  5. Hay...me Mammy told me my twin got stolen at birth! If it's in the genes ya can't do a lot about it..
  6. Exactly the same as your excitement pump Bazz... ...a line of freshly cooked chups bathed in duck fat....with a bogan sauce topping dripping Down ya holy singlet and dirty y fronts after a day tossing the salad... yum
  7. Had an oarsum day actually scabies... 15 minutes after necking the pink panther chemical pellets from the local Methametha markets...found meself naked, slithering around in the mud by the Brussel Sprout farmers field... ...I then painted me willy orange and hid in a pile of carrots destined for the Auckland Oratia Farmers market for a free trip home... ...still dreaming of Emms all the way though...you?
  8. You better not be the one who's given her that pearl necklace dee wharf... ...that's my responsibility
  9. Here boys...try this and light up your lives for once https://twitter.com/Ffs_OMG/status/1027295067336331264?s=20
  10. In outstanding form today this filly... For those who can't be sitting here enjoying I post for your absolute delight Youll notice the pink top highlights the incredible striking eye..and those pursed lips...my
  11. Ffs you really are the complete moron... When the Head Vet. of Regulation at the HKJC says "this is the reason" they don't allow Lasix... ...you can be assured that is the f in reason Pig shit couldn't be any thicker than you...apart from Bazz Bogan
  12. I detest Half witted trolls... ...you have a distinct Je nais cest quoi about you though...that some teenage girls may find endearing ..not moi..don't waste moi's time...and don't get back
  13. Any tool who bets against Northern form down there has no idea... Especially in that race HK/ Australian form is superior to Northern...Northern is superior to Southern Just get on
  14. It was tongue in cheek you complete imbecile
  15. Go away you're wasting my time now... Customers are Punters you foolish tool... The Industry has to ask itself why the German breeding program is so good... ...and why HK Punters are so enthused by investing in that product I wonder if it has anything to do with being totally transparent in all aspects of Drug administration?
  16. It looks as though he has an adrenaline problem White line fever..goes nuts when he sees it... According to the INFORMANT he's gutted and spent the night in the Motel instead of celebrating... He was giving the first winner a fair old tool up as well to get that massive break...when he didn't really need to... Horsemen know when they've got an engine under them without forcing the issue...
  17. Oh f me...please tell me your pulling the pudd when you think that I'm thinking... the mathmatical constant Pi is f in knew?
  18. Unfortunately for you, agreeing with Bogan Bazz that there's no "quantifiable formulas...actually no formulas exist" consigns you to the " Peaknuckle Award for Pumpkinhead of the year" As for Harness tracks...ffs...who knew they're well and truely CAMBERED...besides have you heard the disadvantageous "facing the breeze" ...but wtf knew...we're not investing on Harness...not you You should take curious, hand in hand, face the breeze, and feel how good it feels while 3 wide on a nz Thoroughbred track... ...you'll be a f'ed as that sheep ... ..wanting to eat Pi to re energise yaself for the night ahead with you two and the sheep on the couch freaks
  19. Seeing as you simply lurve sheep... ...try towork out the distance travelled using a new theory called Pi ...good luck https://mobile.twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/1027154385493737472/video/1
  20. Great win but wth was Jockey Higgins doing whipping the hide off the poor animal when nearly 10L clear?? Not only that but it was the 'stayed whip' style... It could have been a fit of pique after being warned for staying high in the irons in his previous win on the day...when looking around like a gobbling turkey... About time these whips were done away with...or by adopting a far more stringent restriction.. ...the younger generation simply won't tolerate this kind of behaviour... Got 8 weeks suspension anyway.....good job
  21. Are you f in kiddin'? "does not permit the use of ...because CUSTOMERS (read PUNTERS you moron) believed it would be misleading" ffs...and you supposedly lecture...still?? And this is the Head of HKJC Vets.... HKJC asked them....they're not going to ask themselves...who else would ask CUSTOMERS... Its like dealing with that other f in moron Fess up...you're one and the same...right?
  22. Wtf do you mean? I've a vast knowledge of things equine and continue to be widely read... Dr. Brian Stewart...Head of Veterinary Regulation HKJC “The thoughtless use of the medication in training can mask an important sign of over-stress which will lead to electrolyte abnormalities. “Training gallops performed on Furosemide will be influenced by the performance enhancing effects of the drug. “This is the reason that the Hong Kong Jockey Club does not permit the use of Furosemide in training because customers believe that the recording of training gallops may be misleading if it is influenced by the use of the drug.”
  23. Haha now you're trying to tell us you're a 'horseman' as well...were you catching the shit as they went on? Ive had a cuppa with his dad Colin...shown T J Smith around his breeding stock and escorted both Smith and Cummings through a yearling parade... And now you're questioning an absolute champion trainer's ability whether he knows if one of his charges needs Blinkers Total arrogant prat
  24. It's so disappointing you've joined the teenage girls class of childish antics... But you obviously have no idea about 'racetrack' Vets... Were not talking about your 'breeding' Vets... I could give you the name of a 'racetrack' Vet that I've been in contact with recently to confirm exactly what I say... ..Mr. 'Prefer' it wasn't like this... I notice you've gone quiet on the fact HK Punters were asked about Lasix and swayed the HKJC to be Lasix free??
  25. Harness Gypsy types should stay clear of commenting on our industry wrt LASIX Mark Purdon thought he had a bleeder and injected a substance into a neddy of a mates...6 hrs before racing... Totally against the rules but he didn't give a flying f Turned out it was Blue Magic... Have Harness types no shame?
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