Thomass

You appear to know a whole lot of names...Have you not got their ears? Who employs the Clerks then? If you employed the Clerk who told Kuru to carry on...when it's explicitly against the RULES OK?? Would you a) sack them B) send them to re-education school or C) say good effort we can make a new rule to suit that retrospectively as opposed to the actual rule that forbids it?

I float both ways bazza... I positively contribute to certain topics and highlight what I think the industry needs to do...plus post piks of hotties... ...and hoist suits up who don't perform to required internationally accepted standards... ...and I don't post while pissed

Oh yes Bertygem...I guess he at least reads this site to know what it possibly takes to get "farcical" rules changed... And now CHOWDHOORY's at it again yesterday Gets 11 days for another whipping...lost by a Half head...kept 2nd by that much and the 3 Rd horse can't protest...tf? ffs...almost every week now this 'rule' has been shown up as a farce... whip the hell out of them...keep the placing...and the owner pays the fine And the RIU want INTEGRITY in their name!!

Do you like chips Bazz?

And just like Caro...from the Tennis Industry...she knows she needs to sell the 'Tennis'...on her birthday...possibly birthday suit?? ...who gives a flying Cave bat...if she's about to go into a cave with her bf...as long as she doesn't get lost in all those deep dark moist places... ...Imagine if Danielle or Sammy or even a potential cougar like Trudi...showing the ignorant public...she can use a whip other than on the track ...hotness sells and needs must...for the sake of the industry...Maybe Matty for the boys boys too?? Lets do this Jocks

Nice touch at the end when the real Snow and his wife...and Kiwi, re-surfaced in an old video... I don't know how some people needed every bit of the story to be totally authentic word for word though... .let's face it...Cassidy probably wasn't bedding all those hot blondes in the back of the Caravan...and Handbreak Harry probably didn't move the shag Caravan to the middle of a field.. ...or did he? ..but it's called poetic license...and some fillims need it...or it'd be deadly boring Like the laconic Snow who was salt of the earth...but not earthy

Gee Cee... Reverting to 2.5 shots...Your bff will be coming down hard on you for that... ...but you'll love it Howd it go?

NEXT UP with BO first time was a special Bazz... A prolific winning family with few convictions 2nd up after gawking all over the place Shelly Hale..." yes he needed them on...a big gawky dufus who ran around last start" Sometimes you just have to watch a neddys last start...which you don't of course Like Kyrie Elaison...Gibbs "she just needs Blinkers to perform" Lucky for you you knew Gibbsy was putting them back on and she needed them... ...yea na

Would Punters have made more 'investments' if they'd known the pen. Reading on the rail was the place to be?? Na stupid question...

Yes, the problem is you're dealing with very complex psyco nutcases who if it isn't their 'idea'...they kill the messenger and to hell with the Industry... ....but promote the other new Knat...who they know personally and must be way better then Peters... Yea Na...yet they had 9 long years of perpetual f up appointments

Yes but wtf are you doing about it?? Have you sent Philips to reform school....the RIU to prison...for incompetence in charge of Integrity?? Dont tell me you're on board the Kuru train as well...and that falling isn't actually falling... ...even if one falls?? You know the Equestrian version...point of shoulder and hindquarter touching the ground...which actually happened...who knew Magoo? ..then the RIU suddenly plucks a rule out of thin air... ...and it's all tickety boo hoo Is it true the connections of the runner up sent a WTF to Godber asking "wtf did you get that rule from"

The starters got ONE job to do shiv ffs!!! Ive watched Jumps racing around the Worrrrld and never ever ever have I seen a field released... ...facing the STAND and not the FENCE ffs... The entire field should be equidistant to the first fence... ...the inside horses in the McGregor Grant were 6M closer to the first fence than the outside horses.... f me....no wonder 4 of the first 5 inside draws were the first over the fence Philips needs to re-sit his starters licence...take some cop the f on...buy some glasses... ..take a measurement course...look up what EUIDISTANCE means...even PARALLEL may help... ...maybe it's a step too far in hoping runners can walk up side by side as they do in Britain...

Always enjoyed her interviews which showed her to be a fountain of knowledge and intelligent as well..not to mention a fine horsewoman...good luck with the Training.

It's a crying shame the Racing Industry doesn't promote its female Jocks as well as the Tennis Industry does.. ...imagine the Rules requiring Female Jocks to wear skirts... The wee Italian Giorgi...spanked unmercifully by the Serena bohemeth...thankfully prolonged the torture..by taking the first set enabling the World to enjoy the Tennis Industry's requirement for hotness a wee bit longer...

Here you are whizzed....you lurve having summit for nothing and your tips for free... ...fill ya boots https://formpro.co.nz/2018/07/10/wednesday-11-july-preview-below/

Surely?? If he doesn't get it this year after recent soft cock awards ...including a photographer if you please...and a Hound caller...wtf?? De Lore's epic article begging Messara's input was the catalyst for Peter's decision to get expert advice in... ...after continual hopelessly inept administrations, appointed by the Knats, killed the Thoroughbred golden goose... ...and De Lore's recent article about f in Sports betting taking over the NZRB's mindset... ...instead of concentrating on their mission statement of "promote Thoroughbred racing" wtf did that go?? It's out in the boondocks...that's where

Oh yes sure is wet bus...double decker for sure... Now Andy Lacy...aka the Money Shit shot...now On the Committee of the Tauranga Club... ...has made submissions on a rule change to NZTR....after reading it on here and joining the momentum express.... Theres not much doubt a G1 race will be the subject of desperate over use sooner or later... ...a Jock who's been taken aside by the owner "pssst..don't f in worry about the whip rule...this horse needs a good persuader...and I'll pay your fine....The fillie's future breeding prospects hinge on it" oh yep

Considering you didn't have a clue what 'VISOR' was... ...methinks 'bubble cheeker' could be a bit beyond you

Considering your last 7 'tips' have all been losers, including the unbelievable maiden 'tip'... ...its a bit rich to be calling moi out on 8 then...even though it's total fiction... ...and then I provided ACTUAL PROOF of TAB sheets...2 lazy hundy into 10k plus on a boring Friday...just to shut you up... ..where you choked and said "it's a fluke" niller

Gee...talk about classless...not as bad as using a good old 'f' though...as heard on our Trackside... ...some need a good old slap...fined 2hundy... Michelle Payne got 5 Hundy for criticising a 'good' track...wtf? https://mobile.twitter.com/pezza555/status/1015107926409785344/video/1

Wtf is going on down there...STILL! After last years debacle where Starter Philips didn't know the RULES OK... ...and let the entire field go while a handler was in FRONT of the ENTIRE field... ...and not a question asked by the hopeless RIU... ...they're still persisting with flag starts... ..a hopeless Hollus Bollus anything goes Flag start as well... ....not the British way...of tight formation...what the neddys are used to and train for ...no...just a complete f up...whereby the McGregor Grant field were released while the outer neddys were still circling in... ...so the advantaged horses on the rail...got a jump start...and stayed in front for the entire race mostly ..ffs...just put the stalls up somewhere...like the course proper...and get it SORTED ...otherwise it just looks like AMATUER hour Even Mick Brown and J Tan were horrified...and they don't do horrified Lets hope they sort it for Saturday...

Outstanding effort alright... ..but imagine being married to him..he'd talk the skin off a rice pudd and keep coming back for more... ..the poor bugger sure was wacked with the ugly stick but that sometimes makes you fight harder...it made me the great tipster I am ...like the boy named Sue

Yep, it goes back to their want of trying to justify their existence... High Court type wannabes on huge stipends...the industry can ill afford...writing a load of long winded crap... Fannin will be gutted his conduct has been "denounced" obviously...

You are whizz....you're....you're a fickhead....your deekhead But seriously whizzed...with a bit of training you could do your own tips IGRAINE didn't need much cop the f on did it? Black Type form wins most times...ok? A last start German Black Type 3L to a G 1 winner is far better than NZ Black Type...wtf knew?? ...even though they lost both Wars...how unfair is that? Black Type form beats a stink no hoper Maiden tip that Mardi gave you..every time what you want 6.7 or...nutting, zip, nada, zilcho?? Take the one win MASTER POET last week...an excellent 3rd in an R75 Feature meeting a few starts back...back to a midweek weak az...needing 2200M...8.5 FF...great value... Even though Shorn broke the rules...it pays to have desperate Jocks on board... Just get on

And of course Royal Ass Kit