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Croatia's very wet at this time of the year

There's a word for you wally whizz bang fizz... ...humiliation by proxy...make that 3... ...to be excited by the object of your unrequited desires cruelty to loved ones as a means of personal subjugation... ...you can't have Barry but you desire him madly.. so much so... ...you'll take his b/s to the extent that coming even is a huge 'get you off'... ...you'll flagellate into the porcelain all night long, like a Dean Yendell... ...but Masochism wont satisfy you until I personally grab your talangis and give them a good rub together... ....which will make you realise it's in fact me you desire...you know it

Oh moi gawd Bazza... ...and then you had the temerity to complain that wally wizzer didn't get on his knees to salute you ...after coming out even!! ffs..has finding winners become that bad?? Im astounded you tipped a $6 shot in Para when the bet of the f in year in IGRAINE went untouched by anyone...even Rid hill who astonishingly handed out a no hoper maiden..as value ffs IGRAINE finished a last start, Black Type 3L, behind a subsequent G1 winner in the States last month and ended up paying 6.7 the tote!! You know the form 101 rule.. Find superior form in inferior races... ...and rubber stamped by an outstanding winning trial That was so superior even a blind goose could see it while being whacked by the stupid az stick.... ..are you a goose?

I'm sure it's that bloody McIntosh giving them a f in headache bazza Imagine being married to him?? His intonation must be the basis for a divorce...Shirley? He has more ups and downs than a plastic doll in your spare room.. ...besides his nipples must have dropped off by now with all that screaming? ...and who wants a nippleless partner let along a teetless one??

Outstanding shot of moi's ass d...must get a scan underway for hidden cams....f it Truth is ive been hired for a reality telly series called HORSEBREAK ISLAND I have to break in a handful of young flighty fillies and guide them through a labyrinth of life's problems along the way... ...like what goes with a sequinned sursingle?? A married one...that's what...who knew? Nothing but nothing will keep moi away from posting more daily sheet...day by day...ok?

Outstanding idea Bazza...was this cooked up when cooking chips...or when you were sheet faced?? Moi's advice is to email Bernie... bernard.saunders@nzracing.co.nz ...get him on board then contact the Plastic near Billionaire at Cammo Stud for possible sponsorship... good luck McDuff

Haha hilarious Mornday reading once again Bazza Love it when you get legless and spew out a whole lotta sheet on Saturdays... The last time you got sheet faced Rid Hill got the brunt of it for failing to cop the f on... ...and now you're the best of buddies...amazing what a bit of booze will do Keep up the entertainment bazz

Oh dear...yet another Shorn Fannin ride...trying too hard to win... Gets up in the shadows of the post on MASTER POET but breaks the whip rules badly...out until August Would Shorn have won without breaking the rules?? Na...were the connections of the 2nd horse allowed to protest?? Haha, don't be stupid...you get a stupid rule like the Whip farce... ...and you can't expect suits to make sense by allowing a protest ffs...read it and weap...ITS A FARCE ...and the SUITS are in on the FARCE This is Mr Fannin’s third breach of the whip rule in the last 12 months and NZTR records show that he has had 54 rides to date this season. The breaches have occurred over a relatively brief period of time and Mr Fannin continues to show a disregard for the use of whip guidelines. It is of concern to the Committee that it is only Mr Fannin’s second day back riding after having served his earlier whip suspension. His record under this rule is poor and notably the worst of the jump/highweight riders. By any measure 18 strikes of the whip is grossly unacceptable and places Mr Fannin at the top end of culpability. The Informant sought a suspension of between 4 and 5 days whereas Mr Fannin asked the Committee to consider a combined fine and suspension. We note also that his mount MASTER POET won the race, but for the purpose of our decision we treat this as a neutral factor. In assessing an appropriate penalty, we considered and gave due weight to a number of competing, but nevertheless relevant factors. These included the need to strike the right balance between Mr Fannin’s degree of culpability and the need to ensure animal welfare consideration is paramount. The Committee felt the breach was sufficiently serious to ensure that the penalty needed to ensure Mr Fannin is held to account and we denounce his conduct.

Are you off the " RUAKAKA's only for front runners again" turps yet Bazza? When they were winning off the pace and wider out... ...or are you just back from Specsavers with a free Cataract check thrown in for olde f'ers?

What's funny az a fart in a space suit... ...is you thinking "invest on every horse first up with Blinkers"... ...only half witts would do that ...go back to your stats statsman... Look at every neddy you've top rated...forget your system of "any top 3 I back at value" shit... Run the 'Blinkers On' button with those runners and you'll find out if Blinkers have a positive or negative effect on your algorithmic system statsman...

Of course idiots like you..wouldn't have a f in clue what constitutes ' respected trainer's judgment' or ' last throw of the dice' ...or 'out of form' Your stats brain lumps every Blinker together and comes up with 'a lot of shit' As I've told you countless times I add 20-30 % on horses I've already selected as superior horses at value in a field... But You and willy couldn't comprehend a piss up in a brewery Ask respected Trainers like Mark Walker if he was Doo laa when suggesting " it improved markedly with Blinkers on"

Yep..especially in winning the race by a narrow margin It appears they've given Jumps Jocks special handling though Flats get 2 fines then a 6-8 day suspension... Formpros mate Lacey...who's on the Tauranga club Committee said he's going to contact NZTR and lobby them for a rule change Enable connections of those racing within the rules to protest... He also said he's spoken to JCA member panels who would have no problem in coming to a conclusion that horse's breaking the whip rule can be relegated... Good luck with that Lacey

Don't recall it being a repeat??

Do you listen to the rapper LUDICROUS by chance willy?? Lets get this thread back to normal intell lect rural chat she'll wee? Of course Blinkers don't work on every neddy ludicrous...that's plain stupidity Lets take one Blinker 'nuance' of following well respected Trainers though shall wee? You would have read my posts..post to post...with one stand out nuance of... ..neddys first up...with Blinkers David Haworth and Nigel Tiley's horses RED SIERRA and LUPELANI...first up BLINKERS Top Trainers don't normally start their charges first up in Blinkers...you can be fairly sure it's not a last throw of the dice then... ...what it does indicate is they're ON THE JOB.. Maybe pink would make them go faster as you say...but that's up to you to decide willy Both won...RS at 26's.... So Blinkers are the number one go fast...for certain neddys in certain circumstances ...only a fool like you and Mardi would 'get on ' every Blinkin' neddy... hope that helps a wee bit in your understanding of horse psychology wills best

Onya...before you go with the tail between the legs... I'll leave you with this from Mark Walker... “I thought the horse that won yesterday was our best hope and with Kingsman we tried something different and put the blinkers on and that made a big difference. Gee who knew BO makes horses go faster...after you've trusted the trainer...on a neddy you've analysed...that they've trialled in BLINKERS ..and they really do go faster.."a big difference" faster Not you...good riddance

Oh that's right... You don't worry about a neddys recent form do you? You treat a neddy having every chance from the trail position...the same as one caught wide throughout in the open...and finishing equal distance from the winner... ....ones called 'in form' the other 'out of form' ...but you think they're all robots Seriously bizzare... ...You and Wally make great bed companions...now you've got 3 in a bed enjoy

So yet another whip farce Wait until Geoergy Simon gets hold of this one on the Thoroughbred review show on Trackside ..oh hold it...that finished 3 months ago...thanks for f in nothing Racing Board Anyway Shorn Fannin gets done for an over the shoulder whip thrashing... 8 HARD over the shoulder thrashings... ...and gets up by a 1/2Hd... ...and not a protest to be allowed ..and he gets 2 lousy days suspension... ffs...change the rule NOW suits htf can you cheat...and still be able to keep the race Like Trudy Did in a G2 race back in Feb... Do the right thing...or just BAN THE WHIP ...even down the shoulder...to ease the Industry in for a TOTAL WHIP BAN... ...the young generation will love it Mr Fannin acknowledged he understood the rule and confirmed his admission of the breach. Mr Goodwin played the video several times highlighting the manner in which Mr Fannin used the whip from the 100 metres to the finish. He explained that Mr Fannin raised his arm above shoulder height when striking his horse approximately 8 times. This is deemed unacceptable as per a directive issued by NZTR dated 1st August 2017 Notwithstanding the above, it will also be deemed to be unacceptable where a rider uses the drawn whip: • when a horse is out of contention • when a horse is showing no response • when a horse has no reasonable prospect of improving or losing its position • after its chance of winning or being placed is clearly gone • when a horse is clearly winning • after passing the winning post • using the whip with the arm above shoulder height. Mr Fannin has been charged with excessive use of the whip. The Committee understands that the charge relates to the style he has used rather than the number of strikes. The films, in particular the head-on video, show Mr Fannin raising his whip in a flamboyant manner with his arm above shoulder height. This style draws attention to his whip use and is unacceptable. We note that Mr Fannin has been made aware of this fact by the Stewards on a previous occasion. Aggravating factors are the stake and status of the race with this being classified as a Feature Jumping Race on the racing calendar worth $50,000. Taking into account all of the submissions it is our opinion that a 2 day suspension is an appropriate penalty.

So yet again the 'experts' like Tan...said "Tauranga...rail fresh ground...go there" Until the last race...winners were 3 widths off and wider..the whole day #justgivepuntersthereadings thanks..and we'll make up our own minds... ...not what the 'experts' tell us

So you finally disagree with your bff?? Mark that down in history btw...what's the contra info you want provided that the rest of the ignorami hoi polloi won't know how to use... ...so you can obtain 'value'.... ...weighing up the horse/s a neddys produced overnight??

This should be good...Sunday theatre 8 July 8.30 The Kiwi story and his best mate... They've spent a whole heap of public money on this production...so let's hope it converts a few...or gets them interested again

I'm sorry you can't understand basic English...still You and your bff said "what's the point in everyone having GPS info...it would offer no advantage if they all had it" Yet you said pen. Readings should be made available to everyone...not just the Track Manager who took them... ...make up your mind Mr. confusion... You should be rejoicing the fact your superior use of known information for all....gives you an edge on the 5th at Gundy Guy...

Yes of course B's obviously have some affect in enabling a neddy to settle handier and more settled in those that need them...after the trusted trainer has worked out an in form neddy needs them...not as a last throw of the dice.. Melody Belle winning the Karaka was a classic case in point... They allowed her to settle...and exploded with a turn of foot she'd previously not shown...to win easily.. Its bizarre how you and your bff keep on wanking on about if "Punters had every bit of info it wouldn't offer any advantage" You think everyone thinks the same obviously?? Punters use various pieces of info in very different ways... You and yours have a very strange take on things 'punting' Maybe why you've restricted your 'punting' to just maidens here? Or have you branched out to amateur riders events?

Oh yup...the hotdog excuse sounds the most likely though Its lamentable these drug positives have taken such a ridiculous amount of time to sought the f out... ABSOLUT EXCELLENCIA has long since passed and they still have him holding his dead rating... ...meth usually ends in death... Maybe the hair follicle tests have a backlog?? But as they say...Justice delayed is Justice not served Its a joke...but the RIU love a good joke Godber laughs his ass off every week about delayed cases and wipes his hands of the responsibility... ...Earily asks him every week about the live bait dogging episode... ...it's longer running than The Fugitive telly show...and that says something about how hopeless they are...

What gets your algorithms moving...spit it out ffs...time over distance covered...wide without cover...nude... what gets the juices flowing? A GPS system attached to a Jockeys knobby bits?? 5% obviously corresponds to when the horse is asked for an effort...instead of star gazing and gawking around at the 200M.... ...a 5% improvement could translate to 2-3 L in total concentration mode...from the point it's asked to accelerate... ffs...this is basic stuff ..like you and Woddy in the lotus position...face to face...dreaming about what could be if only one made the first move...

Estimate to what correlation? When you put your finger up its ass...it felt warm enough to become a 20% chance? ...oh your algorithms are all about sectionals aren't they? ...but nothing extra if the trainer estimates...like you do at 20%...it'll improve an extra 5% with the Blinkers on...after observing it running around gawking....all curious like... ...then Harry Houdini forgot to tell you where the fast lane was after he walked the track...bug her #shouldhavestayedinbed