Thomass

The poor wee buggas today... 5C with a wind chill factor of 3 frozen packets of peas down the y fronts and /or panty region... The Feds should take pitty and provide mulled wine after each race and sod the inebriation test... They'll all be wishing they had the full 'Cammo'...on down the neck as well...and kept their nasal and ear hair untrimmed... Why cultivate it when it grows wild around the ass region they say... ...today's your answer

Ok let me help you...because I feel for you and my empathy has grown since you self banned yourself from Chat Assuming the track is even across the width and we're racing in lanes.. Just like the straight six at Flem... And where they provide a reading across the width...both rail and outside...thanks What if they didn't like here? ...and find post race the rail is 3L slower...if we'd known that before the race... ...would you say the 'overs' horse was still value and ignored the reading...or would you have adjusted your investment accordingly?? Answers on the back of a postage stamp...

Oh f...did they lower themselves already?? Actually the awful chariots will suit these boys... They love the 'shorts' and there's plenty of boring shorts in this so called sport... This after a trip to Rosehill and all they've got to offer in the way of absolutely superb punting information.. ...Kemeys was blown away by it...I'm surprised he's not already living there actually Arstralia really is the true place for a young person to experience life and to grow..

Wtf...speaking of pain in the asses... You haven't improved your cop the f on at all have you? I'll repeat this verrrry slowly...and only say it once...nes pa? If a punter thinks they've got overs...and the experts and oneself assume the 'fresh ground is the go...and the neddy's drawn perfectly and ticks all one's boxes for value...and it's part of your 'niche' strategy for success and riches... ...but turns out the rail is a death trap and slower down there... ...then it's not overs is it?? You're right...Simple az

There's no doubt punting on our winter tracks is largely a guessing game... You can pretty much rely on a track like Avondale at the moment though.. They raced on a fresh strip of 6 M on Monday...and that was the place to be all day At the previous meeting they were coming down the outside..like the old days The suits destroy Punters confidence however.. ...when Whanganui races on 6M of fresh ground....wont publish the entire straight readings and across the width...not to just the 4M which we get at present...doh ...and expect Punters to know the 6M is off from the get go...even though Trackside 'experts' like Tan and Rodley have rightly assumed the rail should be the place to be...and inside draws...but it sure as hell ain't ...does nothing to encourage punting here... Its all about punter confidence in the product... ...and investing on a runner with an inside draw when the rail's off is definitely not overs...which we would have known if the readings across the width of the straight were delivered to Punters

Yep, although Te Rapa sand blasting, by very average management, v the mighty USA who spend big dosh to to avoid such

So 6 1/2 months since the 3 Meth positives and the hopeless JCA still haven't heard these cases... The problem appears to be the other 2 codes clogging up the system with sheet behaviour... Justice delayed is justice denied yep...these horses still have their rating points intact what a joke

No it's pretty easy actually... Just get on horses who race handy while others get sandy grit kicked in their faces... If battle hardened neddys like Sea King are spluttering imagine what a first starter thinks of the racing game...

I understand you're clueless when it comes to the nuances of Kiwi racing let alone cop the f on... ...numerous industry stakeholders have come out in support of increased track information...so I'm not the only pain in the ass to the ignorant suits...who don't seriously punt.. Pitman, Dillon, FORMPRO, Sweeney, Coppins have all publicly criticised the lack of track transparency...from the old HOLDING description to giving Punters readings the track manager has just taken...to H 11 covering everything from 11 to 20... ...and like the Whanganui track showing the inside to be off within the 'fresh' ground of 6 M... But apparently tusitalas like yourself don't need to spot early overs on the early book...you're going to wait until they start racing

Good on you for finding your niche tusitala... ...and you agree Punters should have this information... ...so nothing more needs to be said

You've got a lot to learn Bazza...were not talking about 'countrycuzzie' lovemaking here... ...it's about sophisticated stuff that us city boys have perfected... ...I can send the Princess into hysteria by just looking at her...nothing about touch.. ...when it comes to that time though you country racing bumpkins would no doubt be easily influenced by the 'La Mer' title of the Estée Lauder moisturiser at 520 Bucks...thanks very much...they saw or smelt you coming.. ...made from dirty stinking kelp and naturally trod down with the sweat of 7 day old Shepard's socks... ...when a simple chia seed butter and quince mash with a dash of Whale vomit at 13.99 works just fine... ...so I've got more to spend on classy inebriation... while you're dishing out dirty Wakatoo stinking swamp water... Were supping on RSV 2012 Port in a spa up on a penthouse...overlooking the greatest liveable city in the World...

It's about being professional I guess... ...the Apprentices get the free advice of Noel Harris...a good example Jazz Fawcett walked the Puke track and "found the fast lane" Now NZTR employ Harris...just get his report each day and insert it on the NZTR website as part of the track description for the day ...how easy is that?? Part of the problem is inconsistent surfaces...some readings could be quite different to other sections... ...if they're taking readings at the Max. width of 4M....when they're using the 6M and further out strip ...just how inccurate are the 'official' descriptions then? Yes the likes of HB gallop horses on race morning to get the official description more accurate...but that doesn't get reported Its a total lack of punting transparency that's the major concern...

So Bazz I should have mentioned that was the meeting before... ...this meeting the Jocks went through 2 sets of goggles and got sand blasted after that... Youd think they would have done some remedial work to either remove some sand...or fix the f in problem after so many complaints?? ...they knew the problem was worse further out and onto the crown of the track... ...so wtf did they do?? 12 Metered the f'er...clueless

So Juliette gets the win next start at the astonishing opening odds of 3.7! Maybe double up to pay poor starter McAra's 2 Hundy fine then... The club may even invest in another ladder...if that was the problem...according to the RIU it contributed to Romeo nearly falling flat on his face...or even on his back! H and S would have investigated and ACC would have instigated a crisis meeting as to what constitutes a safe starting ladder... Maybe they don't have the Mitre 10 special down there yet...2 for the price of one... ...and the extra safety platform for starters with 2 left feet and an extra pinky on the left hand?

Rod Hill!! Thought we'd got Rid? Anyway...the answer is a big fat NO Pitty wrote an article in the Informant about the need to produce these readings for the punter...and he's right of course.. If Punters see Jockeys using their own 'sticks' to find the best ground... ...it goes without saying PUNTERS should have the same information doesn't it? You know, the the poor long suffering f'ers who keep the game going..

Are they mad?? She should be kept boxed and in work 24/7..and only allowed a pick while under control... Theres way too many paddock accidents skylarking around like she's doing here...

Don't need to bazza... Cindy is indelibly imbedded in the noggin...so much so that when I'm sending the Princess to paradise...every night for 3 hours.. ..I can't get Cindy out of my mind and it's really her I'm sending there... Although I think with the hormones racing around her at the mo I detected a wee mo growing across the upper lip... ...guess it's natures way to make her less delectable to the male and bi- female population.. ...not here though..

How good is it to live in an egalitarian society?? Where prostitutes can walk hand in hand with the Sir Bill's to collect their gongs... Nicholson and Joe may be a bit peed having to get in behind to wait their turnsthough..

Who needs enemies when you've got 'friends' like the Wakatoo Racing Grubs?? The ARC get pushed out to 12M...in the knee deep sand...cheers for that Grubs Sea King got "sand in his eyes, nose and ears ...and he didn't like it much" WTF would? Heres a tip boys and girls... ...leave the 'Rail in the true position' for the entire winter... ..then let the Jocks work out where the best ground is... ..but not before you 'suits' provide pen. Readings to punters... thanks

Yea na, Thats what the experts said though... ...and to be frank you could forgive them with 6M of fresh ground.. Hey you suits...just give Punters the entire pen. readings across the straight and... LET PUNTERS DECIDE what they want to do with them ffs You know, the ones who fund the industry...and who shouldn't be treated so shabbily ...like f in MUSHROOMS

The Racing fraternity are very conservative jess... Any type of beard, stubble, mo, pencil mo, goaty...indicates a personality that shouts "f you" Can you imagine a wee Jock addressing the Buttress of Dedford...with a Soul Patch under his wee bottom lip for example?? The Semi Royality wouldn't be able to concentrate knowing where one of those could lead her to...it'd encourage a meeting of the classes and send society into social breakdown.. Look where Lady Chatterely ended up...in the straw by the dirty pig pen with the Gardener not doing his gardening...and he had a Soul Patch

I've told her to stop the Naan bread which only encorouges her irritable bowl function to kick in f u... ..mix that with her fav. Rajasthani red chillie dish and she can explode like a f in rocket heading to outer space...with a stink that only a skunks mother would love ...but the rules are if shes about to release a strong one in the boudoir...She slips out quietly... ...opens the window and aims the substantial massive ass she pocesses at the pesky nosey neighbours...

Wishful thinking!! Connections hate racing their up and coming neddys agin multiple winners...especially young inexperienced ones v battled hardened older f'ers If they're not going to handicap horses in the true sense...i.e. Zero point reductions for caught wide, slow, stayers starting off in sprints..as any genuine first world handicapping stipulates... ...but just by rote... ..then the obvious thing to do was to introduce a 1 win only class as well as retaining the R 65 class ...especially with the backlog in R65's...with many horses being balloted and even eliminated... what a waste...yet they still say they want greater participation... yea na

As Georgy refers to Cammo Lammo...and to be fear it's a hum dinger that only a pig hunter cum bushman would wear... ..thick az..unkempt...and full of yesterday's beans ready for a quick feed if he gets hungry during a race... So why haven't the rest of the wee community joined in...just like the rest of modern society who're too tight and f in lazy to buy a razor? What about a goaty on Matty Cammo...he'd look pretty cute actually Chinese lookalikes Opee and Vinciatti Colgianni...fu man chu's... Lethals horseshoe mo...ala Hulk Hogan...only lethal types wear them... ..and handle bar stick on ones for Danielle and Sammy Spratt...just because it'd be hilarious ..actually Opee would be good to go with a soul patch too...that's called practical application for possible future endeavours.. Moi has designer stubble though...the Princess loves rubbing her soft hands through it and then sits back and just watches me for the rest of the evening...salivating... ...who could blame her??

The Vella Fella must be spitting tacks...having 2 positives at the same time The only 'positive'...is they're both not Meth... The trough excuse has been used up so Ritchie's going to have to use some other 'trough' bewdy... ...maybe the hoary old chestnut...'the dog did it'?