Thomass

So NZTR's newish Board...SHIT scared of offending Jockeys and their money hungry Managers... ..after months of limp wristed dragged out 'consultation'...in case Australia moved first..particularly Victoria... Decides to wet bus ticket a limp response to appease the Bashers and Thoroughbred haters...who don't care about the science of how the Whip causes pain... ...where the new rule simply alters to... "No Whip use for consecutive strides in the last 100" FFS...that opens a massive can of worms wrt INTEGRITY of the result... What Jock in the heat of battle will think "shit no consecutive in the last 4 stides when that's all I need to win" And remember...NO PROTESTS ALLOWED for overuse of the Whip... ...which Australia allows... Its a PATHETIC compromise that'll destroy the INTEGRITY of important Black Type racing where Jockeys won't give a shit about following the 'guidelines'...and CHEAT Just like Opee did on AMARELINHA when winning a Group 3 a few months back.. ILLEGALLY

No matter what her circumstances Naomi refused to do media...as does Dummy and Rae Terri Rae point blank refuses to do post race interviews...ask Rodley In the last review of Jockey Riding Fees...and which they received a substantial increase...amid covid and while others had to tread water... Saundry reminded Jockeys that "now you've received a very generous increase...you should make yourselves available to media...Please" So at the present time....amidst this atrocious lack of Thoroughbred ATMOSPHERE on Trackside...sans audio...not even a Neddy Fart.... Dumbo the Clown should be contemplating making a return to sucking the dummy rather than spitting it out.. ...or take the sex and travel option..it's that simple

And your memes like a sieve... DUMMY laughed like a hyena in Clarke's face then turned to the camera and gave the 2 finger salute to his funders... Screw him

That USED to be the case here as well Gammy... ...until SLACKside TV decided to ditch the course interviewers for a ... ....PATHETIC Racing experience of pure SILENCE sans audio... ...a TOTAL Casino experience only... with ZERO atmosphere

How about coming face to face with this needy in the middle of noir? That ice blue eye could put you right off cream....

So Naomi says she's got mental health problems and she's going to get it sorted... ...good on her... But imagine ANY sport where participants all refused promotion of the sport because they got pinged telling TOTAL B/S Just like Dumbo Dummy did?

It's called POETIC LICENSE! Who's snogging who... whos trying hard...who's not paying... Its wayyy better than vanilla...or do you like plain with no frills?

Some very good reviews on this true story about the Welsh Grand National Winner DREAM ALLIANCE..Toni Colette stars...say no more

Oh..should have inserted 'Wayne I left my wife with 2 disabled children for the office floozy Bennett' This week he refused to take questions from a 'fans' week of media...but saw the light of attending main media interviews when he couldn't take the fines no more....considering he was paying his alimony dues and all... Anyway those headliners REFUSE to promote the sport they so willingly take prize money from....supplied by their 'fans' and Punters who work their ass's off to help Dummy by far the worse...spewing total LIES to the betting public... ...then rubbing it in their faces when he won the race and collected the punt.... Still SPITTING THE DUMMY all those years later... Should face continual sanctions....and ultimately rubbed out of the game that allows him all of his fun...at the expense of Punters...

Oh too true Huey.... And the other Jockey agent Rodley is exactly the same... ...a few months back he told viewers to "beware backing Callaways mount...his strike rate is terrible" Of course Callaway won the race to moi's applause! Can you imagine Sweenz and Rodley EVER criticizing their own Jockeys? YEA NA!

Oh yea, the readily available Judicial Cameras down in the Inquiry room... A few things here...that room is dead set full of distractions...nuts, chippies, dips et el...especially for the JCA fat ass's to scoff...assisted by starving Stipes... ...but mostly they love a wee trip upstairs to the Comms box for a chat to their buddies...its a GAUREENTEED R&R distraction for at least a few minutes from the days tedium of disciplining trainers for leaving off towels when saddling... ...and if they're a little late....as was the case in this 'Willie trim your Bush' so we can see incident... ...they missed their chance of alerting the starter.... ....and then there's the case of the missing cameras due to cost cutting....which they complained about the day after Melbourne Cup day at Avondale...where 2 horses had to be euthanised...and they couldn't 'observe' from the comfort of their lazy boys... SO...even with all the tech available...and a quick flick of a switch to enable cell phone observance of said tech... ...the good old fashioned EYES are still the fall back option ain't they? Unless Wilcox hasn't trimmed his bush...and then they're in the shit... ....and thats a fact

She's been watching CWJ! 'ride for luck possibly win...go round them and probably lose'!

Too cute this...

How so.....'tax augmentation', same ownership group devolved to wives, lovers, 'lawyers'? Shirley we have to trust these nouveau riche because if we don't... ...how can we trust anyone or anything??

Well at that....they're very experienced! But pinging that dirty cheat David Walker...was totes justified In this case of the RIU FAILING to do their jobs....AGAIN They would've been better sitting on top of the cabbage tree....smoking it And they could've arksed the 2 HQ track invaders "WTF yous doing" But you'd have noted how the incompetent 'stipes' apportioned blame in their 'report' 3 times they added "ARC Track staff" Absolving themselves of ANY blame whatsoever... And that's how they operate

Maybe the local Green Society has put a moratorium on cutting down Paul Wilcox's Cabbage trees and his associated Bush Glade there? Cmon Willie...stop being a Greenie... ...top the Cabbage, tidy up your bush and make sure the HOPELESS RIU are up in the Comms box BEFORE each race starts... So they've got no excuses for making sure the track's clear....ok? Do it by this weekend's meeting....ok? You're in charge of HQ and it looks a bloody mess at the moment... SAFETY is being COMPROMISED and the Trackside viewing is Bush quality...ok? Thanks

Well Gammy that Sunshine State one was a Kiwi wasn't he? Thats the problem with our 'random' testing....add VERY INFREQUENT When they 'randomed' the Ruakaka scene a couple of years ago...it was the FIRST time they'd EVER been there...caught 4 out Our Drug 'testing' is appalling... The only way to clean up NZ's rampant drug acceptance in society...and the Racing Industry in particular... ...is HAIR FOLLICLE testing...shows a 3 month time line and grabs the Meth heads BTW Big Red Sharrock will be in his wee brothers ear about this... Bruce Sharrock is on the NZTR Board...and Red will be hounding the hell out of him until a far better protocol is in place FFS the INTEGRITY of NZ Thoroughbred racing is on the line here And INTEGRITY is everything

Great money when you fork out 56k as a yearling.. Goes to a good home...and WRITTEN TYCOON

Ok...granted...MOI's French... ...but what Englaisman hasn't used French letters before?

So in the last month the so called 'track check'...you know....when the USELESS RIU...soon to be disbanded thank da gods... ...peruse the Total perimeter and all round environs of said track.... ...AKA the Race Track...yea that...to make SURE the Race Track is SAFE to race on...ok? Well last month at the Tauranga races the 'Stipes' had a wee slip up and forgot to check...the result being a Dog Walker and their 2 dogs were walking close to the actual race track.... ...thankfully the 2 half breds were taking a dump at the time...off piste...tragedy averted... So you'd think after all that there'd be a 'general alert' alerted for... CHECK THE F IN TRACK BEFORE THE STARTER LETS THEM GO...ok? And onto ELLERSLIE a couple of weeks later...you know where Golfers didn't fear to tread in front of Jumpers...and Starters who forget to load the ENTIRE field away... ...and 'Track Staff' who didn't know to GET THE F OFF the Track when the Champagne Stakes are underway... So the Starter lets them go and 2 'track repairers' are busy repairing....over behind the cabbage trees and general unsighted 800M mark with a Hugh amount of overgrown vegetation...probably where Waddell used to grow his stash So the question was... Did said 'Stipes' arrive up in George's box...where these 'Stipes' check the track is clear...before the start, or were these 'track repairers' unsighted behind the overgrown overgrowth hiding the locals stash? Or both? Judge for yourself from the still vid pick doing the rounds..note the 'repairer's' leg in the air has he/she dives under the rail to avoid death...and a mouthful of 'stash'

So dearest Emms is in Oz for 3/4 weeks showing the Ockers a bit of class and no ass... The Ockers love a bit of Kulture and a Royal accent too... ..it reminds them of their criminal past and keeps them centered and humble... And how OUTSFANDING is her coiffureness and Royal tiara? But seriously...how OUTSTANDINGLY has her TV career developed under moi's tutorledge?

Wellll...that lets 'Industry Big Wigs' know WTF is going on under their very big wig noses....because they've got covid like no smell symptoms... Its direct and instant... All you've achieved is RSI of your right wrist and roids @ your derriere... Or are you a left footer?

Too true Horry....Oats has candy floss for pudding EVERY night... I'm absolutely sure he must be religious as well...always sees the best in drug takers, female abusers, deviant behavior et el... Oh and Lethal and Opee types...have you ever noticed how Lethal has AWFUL problems when steering Ruakaka though? Oh and the VICIOUS warnings they get is HORRYIFIC! Integrity is changing here soon though...Gobder will be gonnne and maybe we'll get a Cloth Head Hanging Judge for once? Like forcing Licence Holders to fund at least ONE random hair follicle drug test per year...weed out the likes of Waddell who said he'd been on the stuff all those months when riding! WTF?? Shows how SHOCKING our drug protocols are

Some ABSOLUTELY OUTSTANDING 'ideas' here boyzngals... A lass...thats all they'll ever be...if you don't put your hands up for higher office Do that and the hoi pill oy can vote as to whether you have the gravitas they crave... ...or ya might as well piss into the idiot wind

Barney Curly no less...Legendary Punter, trainer...Passed away a few days ago Imagine Big Red giving it to NZTR Reps on the same platform...it'd make Great telly