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And here's the in depth podcast

https://player.whooshkaa.com/episode?id=387623

Tesio would be all over that combo ATA! Here's what some smart ass said today... I Am Invincible is that scrawny little kid at school who no one noticed, but ended up rich & with the hottest girl in town. A squib who couldn't win past 1100m, no black type wins at 2 or 3 & whose best win was a G3 in Adelaide is now charging $250k a service & banging Winx

Yep too sadly true... How good would it be with the Boyz Wearing Plaid...surrounding a few rails bookies...chanting at them after a win? After Winn convinced Rita to change from Meter Maid to 'real full time bookies by the rail

This is the so called ..."great coverage of Ass Kit" that silly Tan and Rodely referred to... Blanket coverage taken to a new meaning...including the now famous Ven Lu Ree's...f me

Fake news flago... ...sometimes I feel like Pelvis's twin though...after the Princess has used and abused.... Is 'started with a kiss' a gambling song?? Guess it'd be a massive gamble thrusting my tongue down Bazz's throat??

So Ass Kit, Hong Kong JC and Totepool came to an agreement to combine their pools into one...WORLDPOOl... 10 different Countries all up... The result went from 17M to 92M this year through the Tote! Of course this idea has been talked about for some time now..and was the Shangri La outcome for NZ if it all happened... ...far better having a massive Tote than bookmakers for the Industry... ...Our problem of course is the time difference to possible interested World Tote players ...and our exceedingly dull product...including 3 Months of ZERO Racing in Auckland... ...at HQ....a wasteland after the hopelessly incompetent ARC Committee decided to ignore a much needed Strathyr...or at least some artificial surface that can be used every week... ....in the Queen's City...now being TOTALLY ignored by the Thoroughbred Industry Yea that'll work

How good does Waller look in a top hat ..And in the Royale Carriage? And Stephanie even better...great horses, great wife...great life

Ready...AWWWWWW

What a shame they went with a boring old Ass stud... ROARING LION would have made much more sense! Oh well

How good is he? Finally a G 1 on Saturday... Hes your humble to Warner's Cricket I AM... Great family...great horseman...thoroughly deserved... Supported all the way by fellow Kiwi...talent spotter Waller...did I see him in a Royale Carriage at Ass Kit yesterday? Yep!

Sounds like a bug in their automated munted systems ATA! Seriously though... ..if these boys were in the Wild West with Wyatt Earp...they would have got their dangles shot off their dongles long ago How can they advertise BIG BETS...accept the good with the bad that comes with that.. Then BAN winners when they start beating the book?? There's got to be a law agin that...Shirley? They don't even do the Supermarket Market thing of 'one bet per customer' ...maybe they could attach a limit of 6 cans of baked beans to every bet... ...so Punters could fart in their general direction post Beans?

Yep...just do it Donny...you Orange faced meathead moron.... They won't realise what hit them...while you're there... NUKE their nu site to bits...and ass their APP too... Itll do us all a favour...so they can start again.. Lets do this Donny

Talk about a build up longer than the 2nd coming...Anyway 3 months to go! https://mobile.twitter.com/mj_payne/status/1142737310573719552

And you simply can't beat Maaaam in Melon

What on earth do they dance to there Fred? ...and what's your fav...when it comes to dancing with a zimmerframe?

Too true freda... ...it's a damn shame the coverage was still catering for the patho Punter that inhabits 'betting houses' You could just make out the scenes...between the Venetian blinds effect...the results of the Cannington f in dogs...the strip scrolling along the bottom.. ...oh and a third of the left hand screen taken up by prices... ...which can be easily accessed by Punters on their betting APPS... ...not the f in TV screen! Nude screen would have been WAYYYY better

So at least the Stipes actually questioned why a Chaser fell on the flat yesterday... ...of course we all know the 'Stipes' read this site...so they know how to do their jobs properly... ...they found the ground to be at fault...and decided not to race on that ground for the next... ...as opposed to the WINGATUI horror show... ...where there were 2 fallers on the flat..within 20M of each other ...and not a question asked...ffs

One of the most obvious things lost in all of this 'Reform' chat....is the almost complete ignorance of things PUNTING... Yes...the PUNTER is king...without PUNTING the Industry would be running for ribbons...an olde but a goody...wtf knew? And news that the girl's blouses...the TAB..and their 'bookies'...who wear lace blouses.. ...are heavily restricting early betting now... ...you know...those in the know...usually the owners with inside information...who can't 'get on' Now Joe Punter is usually against 'inside info'...but it's what makes the industry interesting...in short...it spins the wheels of 'the game'.... What we need here are as many bookies...especially Course 'rail's bookies...you know...ACTUAL bookies without blouses who TRADE as bookies from Ye olde World... ..laying off exposure...betting bookies....who make this Industry EXCITING...PUNTERS...who fund the industry... Get this part of the equation right and you attract PUNTERS to PUNT... Apply b/s taxes like Point of Consumption and the margins agin the PUNTER make it uncompetitive...where THOROUGBRED PUNTERS simply go elsewhere And if Steph Hunt from the TAB Blouses is reading this... if you ever say "were trading" ever again..the cat gets it...ok?? Trading is what happens on the Sharemarket...you're simply a monopoly Supermarket totally guaranteeing yourself a profit... Theres absolutely NO TRADING going on...just in your head..ok?

Tina's a proud Argentinian...but is that a NZ Bird tatted on her midriff??

And of course if you don't follow Apps in Winter...it can be a totes terrible time...the last thrill may have been when the tracks were dry az ..sit back with a stogie and medicinal beverage then...and sniff your way through this...

Docker docker docker...you're a shocker Just let it go...I never had a grip though ...if this was a certifiable examination to retain my degree in Essential Engrish..I may give a flying figlet... ...any opinions on whithpering then?

No it's not the TAB App this time....or APPS channeling naked American Co Ed Spring Breaks... ....it's da HUMAN APPS!!! Talk about a barth...the APPS were at it left right and centre on da weekend.... A total barth out cum black out at Riccarton Pork.... ALL 10 Races won by apprentices...including 7 Quinnies... Tina on absolute FIRE with 3 winners, 3 Seconds and a third... ...that's what you call...'they run for her' Burdan, McCall, Ashvin and Danis doing the bizzo at Tauranga...bathing in it ..and some say 1Kg=0.1L...what an absolute fairy land some peeps live in... APPS in Winter = GOLD...everyone should know that by now...

Talk about dance...ive been going hard at it all morning...it's good for the soul after a weekends debauchery.. ...après punting.... to be fear...I do look a tad like Elvis..... It started with a conversation at the pub about the music punters like to listen to when they are preparing for a race day, or analyse a match. It ended in a vicious debate about what the best gambling songs are. So, we’ve had a crack at trying to settle the debate, once and for all! 10. Viva Las Vegas – Elvis Presley Kick-starting the list with the King, Elvis. His ode to America’s great gambling town, Las Vegas, is as catchy as it is iconic. 9. Midnight Rambler – The Rolling Stones The Stones have so many great songs that resonate to the punters. Tumbling Dice was on the short list but we have decided to part with the grunt of the Midnight Rambler. “Talkin’ ’bout the midnight gambler. The one you never seen before” Appearing on the Stones’ 1969 album, Let It Bleed. Midnight Rambler oozes style and swagger. 8. Ace Of Spades – Motorhead The maniacs at Motorhead nailed it with this rocking classic that appeals to the poker players out there. 7. Desperado – The Eagles Eagles songs are littered with wagering references, so picking one for the list was tough. Both Glenn Frey and Don Henley were noted card players, Frey even invented the game, Eagle Poker! Frey and Henley found synergies between love and gambling in Desperado and that very song has made it onto our list! Don’t you draw the queen of diamonds, boy She’ll beat you if she’s able You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet Now it seems to me, some fine things Have been laid upon your table But you only want the ones that you can’t get 6. Luck Be A Lady – Frank Sinatra All punters call upon a little lady luck from time to time. This classic that featured in the movie Guys and Dolls is one of Sinatra’s most famous 5. The Gambler – Kenny Rogers This song has been flogged to death but its roots as a proper gambling tune are undeniable. You’ve got to know when to hold ’em Know when to fold ’em Know when to walk away And know when to run You never count your money When you’re sittin’ at the table There’ll be time enough for countin’ When the dealin’s done Every gambler knows That the secret to survivin’ Is knowin’ what to throw away And knowin’ what to keep ‘Cause every hand’s a winner And every hand’s a loser If you’re between the ages of 21 and 61 and don’t know this song – chances are you’ve been living under a rock. 4. Still The Same – Bob Segar It is clear that Bob Segar loved a punt. The Detroit native references gambling in many of his songs. You always won every time you placed a bet You’re still damn good, no one’s gotten to you yet You always said the cards would never do you wrong The trick, you said, was never play the game too long A gambler’s share, the only risk that you would take The only loss you could forsake The only bluff you couldn’t fake *Side note, if you discover the Rod Stewart version of this song like we did, throw it in the bin. 3. Money – Pink Floyd Punters love cash. Hell, everyone loves cash! This classic rock tune from the 1973 iconic album Dark Side Of The Moon is all different types of cool. 2. House Of The Rising Sun – The Animals One of the best songs of all time just happens to have a cracking gambling reference in it. My father was a gamblin man Way down in New Orleans Now the only thing a gambler needs Is a suitcase and a trunk And the only time you keep him satisfied Is when hes all a drunk Film clip below is all class, as well! 1. Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Man – Bob Segar Yep, Big Bad Bob gets the double play! Bob burst onto the rock scene way back in 1969 with his first studio album Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Man that of course led with the title track. A song arguably better performed live – it has all the energy and swagger you want in a punting song. Enjoy!

Too true Freda... ..but I LURVE it...I devour it like a foy grass on brown rice and rye... ...some call the force feeding of fowl to extract their fatty livers cruel and unusual punishment.. I call it needs must... ...just like spanking the likes of The shrew and bazzezzzzz of this world who foul their own nest boxes...yuck ... ...in fact id like to invite those two round to show no hard feelings... ....Ive got a nice bottle of Chianti waiting to be opened...just for them...pm me boyz