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Poisoned Dwarf

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  1. Impeccably bred, in a large Waikato family with legendary names like Winder, Begueley, Lang, McNab, Haitana, Pratt and MacKinnon.
  2. Excellent logic Tomtit-------you might eventually become another " Ugleo " !!!!!!!!!!
  3. awful thought, all those poor kids not learning about betting and drinking
  4. Sunset industry, never going to get popular again, too many better things to do and so much cheaper
  5. he could be an Israeli with the name Gospel of Jewed Ass, or a relly of Thom Ass
  6. The RIU and ' Naki lads have finally found a scapegoat. ( Us dwarfs can get into places too small for jockeys and find out things ) They've decided it must be the homeless, the squatters, who sneak into the vacant horse boxes at night for refuge and bring their pipes with them.
  7. It's not funny, it's hilarious
  8. word is there are another 3 P positives from the Taranaki meeting in June, including Kylie Little's horse that won by 11 lengths.
  9. Scott and Sal won't be lost, after an unrefusable offer to work for D Ellis
  10. Onya " Dunga " !!!!!!!
  11. " we can't survive unless we win races "
  12. Paul " Holmsy " status ???????
  13. They wait with unabated breath
  14. Even PoundforPoundinghisheadonabrickwall----- when he's finished paying child support for 5 kids, he may have enough left over to sponsor the SICK BAY ?
  15. endless possibilities, Tom tit......lure them with naming rights for big money-----they have the Kenny Browne brush, why not the " Kevin Hickman false rail, " up the " Bevan Lindsay Rise.".....see if equestrian Toddy is interested----- they're cumming round the " Sir Mark Todd homo turn "
  16. Poundog is like one of those little heads bobbing round in the freezing water ( near end of Titanic movie ) pleading with someone to listen to his new masterplan
  17. Fur dough went back to Singapore to continue making scones
  18. Hey Freda, you're in the right " hood " to know what is all the drama about Rafi Firdhaus being " suspended indefinitely "
  19. more like mid-2005 ( 13 years ago ) when Fairtax was rampant and Poundforpound ( ing his head on a brick wall ) had big plans to strike at an Avondale midweeker but it never happened.
  20. From the oxidation pond: Chris Wood R91 - not quite Grp level Members 673 470 posts Report post Posted 35 minutes ago " Trainers Association is an absolute waste of time, one organisation that could have made a difference, nobody has stood up ! " *** Remembering that C Wood was one prezzy of the Trainers Association !!!!!!
  21. Colin Shillings was a track surface expert. One day he was fuming when Takanini's No 1 grass was closed for gallops. So Colin found some chalk and noted on the official blackboard that the NZ Open Fours bowling championships will be held on the No 1 grass tomorrow......
  22. A very incestuous family and nobody likes rocking the boat.
  23. And that was after Rosie replaced her
  24. It must be Wally O'Hearn's turn to win something. He's been round for decades, like Dezzy and Dilly and Denny.
  25. Bobby Fuller reckoned he fought De Lore and De Lore won !
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