Poisoned Dwarf

Woody is the most impeckable source of all

What about Wally O' Hearn--------42 years of service to the sunset industry---has he ever been rewarded with anything ?

Kopia was worse when he worked for Rank Xerox

Bazza, you must read Lou Reed's biography. Then you'll be much wiser

That's not Tompax, that's Scabby Scoobs admiring the lady boys at Pattaya !

We need to know, Tompax, through your version of " my impeccable sources " why Opie Murphy still hasn't resumed riding ?

Sir Peter will tell him to wait until about October, daylight saving has started and non-orgasmic August is not a month for bad news, so in October they'll be lusting about spring racing, Winx, any NZ hopefuls over there for the Cup and with the Guineas races at Riccarton in November looming the bad news won't be taken to heart so much.

There are plenty of horses with great names........some not. I am sure someone like Thomass could think of a better name than " Black Anasta " for this one Sire: PERFECTLY READY (AUS) 2002 Dam: THE BOD (AUS) 2002 Foaling: 17 Sep 2012

The bum bandit trifecta-------Curiass, Thomass, Mardigrass ?

they might be embarrassed ?

July 3 2015 Hasselhoof, impressive winner of his two starts, is being kept for racing in NZ through a massive syndication deal. A group of high-profile Kiwi owners has paid more than $1 million for boom galloper Hasselhoof in what trainer Donna Logan describes as a brilliant result for the New Zealand racing industry. Logan said her phone never stopped ringing after the horse won his second race in spectacular style at Ruakaka last Saturday, and the offers got so high the horse looked certain to be lost overseas. That was until Logan fielded a call from Auckland enthusiast Berri Schroder floating the idea of syndicating the horse instead of seeing him join the drain of our best horses overseas. Schroder, former co-owner of Melbourne Cup winner Brew, suggested tweeting the idea to 50 prospective buyers but, in the end, it never came to that as one person after another put up their hands. Sir Patrick Hogan, who stands Hasselhoof's sire Tavistock at his Cambridge Stud, was one of the first in, followed by Jim and Anne Gibbs and Ashley Goodwin, part-owners of Logan's superstar Volkstok'n'barrell. "I asked all my stable clients first and also approached Sir Peter Vela as he sold me the horse originally for $14,000, and he was keen." Hasselhoof's breeder, Henrietta, Dowager Duchess of Bedford, came in, as did successful owners Bob Emery and Gerald Shand, Gary Hannan, Shayne Heape, Matamata's Wealleans Bloodstock and Schroder himself. "It's a brilliant, brilliant result for the industry," Logan said. "We lose too many good horses out of the country but we need something to fly the flag for our racing. "I think he's a potential Melbourne Cup horse and why should we have to sell something like that? ” ******************* This “ potential Melbourne Cup horse ” took his record to 6 wins from 6 starts by early 2016, gaining a large fan club, then had a crack at Australia. Home for a spell after 2 flops in mediocre Sydney fields then 5 more failures in NZ before an appearance in last Boxing Day’s stewards report from Ellerslie: “ HASSELHOOF (O Bosson) – Commenced to over race near the 1700 metres, racing ungenerously when being restrained to avoid the heels of CONSENSUS, then continuing to over race through the middle stages. A post-race veterinary inspection including an endoscopic examination confirmed the gelding to have bled and as such is now subject to the mandatory three month stand down from racing with a veterinary clearance required prior to trialling or racing again. “ With 6 wins from 13 starts now and just $168,977.25 in earnings, Hasselpoof has a long way to go to repay the $1 million plus.

because it would be watched by more people than, perhaps, the Maromaku Maiden Plate at Ruakaka ?

How did the aboriginals in Marble Bar or Kununurra react to Black Caviar ?

Remember Hasselpoof, do we Bazza ?

Mork has got kids back in NZ ?

Have you flown over specially from Melbourne " Chris " ?

Please let us know your correct name so we can be satisfied that you ain't Jay Jay Feeney's taxi driver

Shorn Feelin' the Shorn Fanni is always a good quinella in jump races

at least he won and didn't ride ashoka

In a place called Chandigarrh, India, where the roads are bumpy, they invented ashokabsorber to save motor vehicles from suspension damage.

put up with it like Ashokabsorber

Tompax knew his destiny was the carrot stall at Otara fleamarket, planning to buy 18 of them to proposition Emms with an 18-carat necklace

You're not getting Eminent confused with Eminem and Emily are you Tompax ?

Have you finally shrugged off those " thoughts " ????