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  1. Poisoned Dwarf
    His 3rd offence for this strange way of riding. A mental illness issue, maybe panic attacks that leading footy refs like Matt Cechin suffer from.
  2. Poisoned Dwarf
    only " rear admirals "
  3. Poisoned Dwarf
    In Beth's kennel
  4. Poisoned Dwarf
    Did you tell Thomass that ?
  5. Poisoned Dwarf
    He's just back from a holiday 5 weeks ? when he couldn't ride ZDDDDDKO at Riccarton
  6. Poisoned Dwarf
    what is " form " ?
  7. Poisoned Dwarf
    they put a lot more sand on than was ordered and doh nobody checked when the delivery man arrived
  8. Poisoned Dwarf
    " Hey, follow me====I'm the fried P Piper==== and I'll show you where it's at====== come on ' beth, follow me......"
  9. Poisoned Dwarf
    Big Red of the ' naki was all set to move to Aussie about 18 months ago, after he revealed that a lot of trainers were eating the paint off the walls but he has stayed in the ' naki after Taubmanns and Dulux arranged a major sponsorship deal
  10. Poisoned Dwarf
    Imagine how Kenny Browne, Dr Alex McGregor Grant and Jack Winder are feeling upstairs, noting that the 2018 McGregor Grant Steeples went from Ellerslie to Te Rapa then Trentham and the Pakuranga Hunt Cup has so far gone from Ellerslie, to Te Rapa and is currently at Te Aroha. and they'll be smoking more cones to relieve their nerves in about a fortnight's time.........Where will the 2018 Great Northern Steeples be run ?
  11. Poisoned Dwarf
    " like sand in the jockeys faces at Te Rapa, these are the Days Of Our Lives "
  12. Poisoned Dwarf
    yearlings like Saperavi ?????????
  13. Poisoned Dwarf
    Look on the bright side, everybody, and consider the obvious omen bet for Saturday, maiden hurdle race---- Raisedinasandpit ! after Te Rapa he'll be renamed-----Racedinasandpit !
  14. Poisoned Dwarf
    Especially for those who know the Kindacross story !!!!!!!!!
  15. Poisoned Dwarf
    an Augasmic end to the month !!!!!!!
  16. Poisoned Dwarf
    Will he be back for Saturday's sandblasting competition or the one 15 days afterwards ?
  17. Poisoned Dwarf
    Much more exciting race than any of Winx's
  18. Poisoned Dwarf
    Thomass, apparently, was given a blonde blow-up doll as a gift and he protested. Thomass said that he only likes Asian girls and they don't have blonde hair. His donor told him to turn it over and note the " Made in China " sticker.
  19. Poisoned Dwarf
    88X89 My Tommy(6g Towkay (AUS) - Love Proposal)
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  21. Poisoned Dwarf
    as The Dwarf stated a few days ago....October for the release, daylight saving, warmth, Hastings races then everyone's excited about Melbourne and the Guineas races at Riccarton and the many-headed monster of the pit will stop crying for bread and gruel with all those Group Ones to feast upon.....
  22. Poisoned Dwarf
    " Thomass came, from out on the island, in the backroom he was everybody's darling. But he never lost his head, even when he was giving head I said ' hey Thomass, take a walk on the wild side ' "
  23. Poisoned Dwarf
    Don Murray is an absolute mongrel and the last one to get anything from NZ racing.
  24. Poisoned Dwarf
    Have you not considered the possibility, Bazza, that Thomass might have been a Gay teenager and been given shock treatment by his parents, just as happened to Lou Reed ?
  25. Poisoned Dwarf
    Was she only doing it for " recognition " ?
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