Poisoned Dwarf

Godber means it's been passed on to a heavenly body " it's with J C, eh ? "

Sir Mark and Blythe didn't mind having to " get in behind " !!!!!

and the previous one wasn't ?

Raisedinasandpit didn't help by crashing in the last race

The Gods of Rain acted, for they saw it as a mark of disrespect that a race honouring the late Dr Alexander McGregor-Grant be run anywhere other than Ellerslie.

Of course it isn't exactly logical to send such quality horses away with a pair of novices instead of a trusty, long-serving travelling foreman, is it ?

And if he's got enough Tikka he could go and ride for Ben Curry

Vindaloo Colgan has Indian Khan on his pedigree page, so a full Sikh beard and a turban would be appropriate.

And, again, Tomtit, go easy on Goobies. He's got yet another " contamination " issue to deal with ! The Stewards have been advised by the Trainers M Purdon and N Rasmussen that the following horses may have been exposed to a possible contamination during their transportation to Cambridge for the Harness Jewels. Princess Tiffany Stress Factor Funatthebeach Sicario Winterfell Cheerful Bubbled Up Kayla Marie War Dan Delight . The Stewards have therefore ordered swabbing of the horses. The RIU has advised the New Zealand Racing Board, and they have agreed to suspend betting on the races the horses are engaged in. The results of the testing will not be available until after 4pm on Friday afternoon when a further announcement will be made. Mike Godber - General Manager Nick Ydgren - Chief Stipendiary Steward

Settle down, Tomtit ! It takes a long time to invent an alibi without holes in the bottom and Big Peta has to approve it as well .

After " Ems " it may be " Rochelle " ???????

He was deeply in love with " Ems " Bossom last time ?

Or masturdebator Ted

Slip Slop ( cockney rhyme for Cropp ) was evading them by using a concoction involving grapefruit that's renowned for beating tests.

Hey Tomatoass, is it true that you only came over here because Scabby Scoobs couldn't afford the retainer you demanded ?

2 training legends of Takanini once told the Racecourse D not to test their riders, " otherwise there'd be none left." He followed their orders.

That story is 2 years old

needs to be like Australia where someone is usually paid to make the pace----1988 Eagle Farm midweek middle-distance, a NZ-born jock was offered $3k to make a solid pace. May have gone up with inflation.

what " covered track " ? And this part is funny !!!!!!!------ " Sir Patrick and Lady Justine Hogan took out this full-page advertisement in September 2018 in The Informant, a racing industry newspaper, endorsing New Zealand First in the 2018 general election. "

https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/104046573/Winston-Peters-creates-tax-breaks-and-covered-track-for-racing-industry-backers?cid=app-android

Mrs Logan was also big on " Vote Winnie " and she's retired to Singapore.

But her broodmare value was severely damaged by producing a filly to a " sire of unknown pedigree "

No surprises at all

So are you going to tell us who the culprits were ?

Wiremu kept the name in lights in R1 New Plymouth today