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How about this for a head...coming at you out of the ghostly mist of a track work morning? By Bodemeister...who had a pink nose...out of a Berardini mare Southern Phantom...very phantomesque

Think you're onto summit there wharf... He stated "hanging" but it was like something hit him...suddenly He should do the Warriors breathing exercises that Cammo George set up He used to panic when I asked the tough questions too...

Love the name Te Raps...they've always had a rap on themselves... ...nek minute not You should have hit Bernie with the question WTF haven't you made public comment on it...even on your website and WTF have you not set up an INQUIRY so this won't happen again with major Track renovations...

Apparently the owners....or is it trainer inspired? ...have an aversion to getting Monty...and instead got somebody else... ...who whithpers more quietly...maybe Wodger got the job?

Didn't I read you saying "far and away the most deserved" or summit? An x rated podcast...a few re tweets..and odd tweet.and a you tube or two... Yes they've set up a club...and huge big ups for getting young guns in But that ain't 'media' Meanwhile Brain De Lore...game changing media

Oustanding b&w head study of this years G 1 Juddmonte winner...against older horses too

Outstanding effort to win the Jockey of the Year title over Opee as well The voting was emphatic this year.. wins beat Group wins hands down evidently...this year at least... ..why not last year?

Haha hilarious curiouass... ..looks like they gave the award out... ..then wrote that ...where do we get their 'portfolios' so we can judge how good they all were?

Gee You're giving me piles .. I don't know how many multi afflictions you've got but spit it out son...or forever hold your piece.... give it all...then we'll judge whether you just need another colonic and if you need to be put on the b/s radar

That's not Annie Sartons grandson is it? He should know better...Im picking he lives in Ponsonby and consumes cous cous ..he's clogged up and quite possibly needs a colonic...down one of those dirty Ponsonby alley ways...I've had one there and it worked wonders...just read me

As I suspected in the above thread... " a bunch of f'ers swearing" wins If you call a few tweets, a swearing session and setting up a betting club to get pissed and have a few bets....'Media' Then well done...they deserved it Ground breaking Industry moving olde fashion 'print' gets a nom next

Let's get the right oil shall we...directly from Kenny After the Waikato RC meeting on February 10, the course proper was sand carpeted. The sand was applied by the same contractor as the Club has used in the past. Whilst the actual sand is the same quality, the sifting process differed and bigger particles were applied to the track. Four (4) mms of sand was asked by the Club to be applied. The contractor spread up to 3 cms of sand in certain places. Remedial work was completed on the inside 12 metres of the course proper after the May 19 meeting. With the rail back to a True position for the next meeting on July 7, the Club is confident the racing surface will be of a good standard”.

In them olde days... The boss would have grabbed the kid apprentice... ...got the Cattle prod from behind the barley cooker... ...taken said ignorant neddy down the back of the farm...by the cess pit... ...and do a bit of pointing..cattle prod or cess pit...your choice nek Minute..

I really don't think it would have been part of his brief... ..but if he mentions it he'll probably be 'user pays' being a Businessman.... ...but then he may realise that Racing here is not part of the psyche..and it needs pushing into the hearts and minds...instead of kids on devices wtf knows?

The legend that is Japanese racing Yutaka Take wins the first... ...and wanted a pik taken with his heroine...Sam...and Dad

Does he really want to be a pack animal though? or a COTC neddy...can't be fooked now really... ...owner/trainers should be ashamed of themselves

Let's hope he's seen what NZ Thoroughbred purveyors have to put up with as opposed to them... Race over...off to dogs taking a dump...no interviews weekdays ...weekends...off to the nearest Arse race for the pathos... ...plenty of post race and pre race reports...on Arstralian races SFA NZ interviews...capturing LOCAL Content...ffs Are we second rated racing citizens in our own country??

Not a bad effort for Sammy in the first two races of the World Jocks Comp 7th and 10th..on outsiders..2 more today Beat Moriera and Charley Schofield...wtf is that?...in both races...Go Girl Heres the first race...BONZAI!!! http://jra.webcdn.stream.ne.jp/web/jra/onetag/eqSpPlayer.html?target=201802010310

Well Kenny said the contractors used a different sifting procedure...and the big ones got through!! Telling yesterday though...Oatham was interviewed and said "the drains are now becoming blocked...and a very bad area has become apparent on the turn out of the straight" ffs...this track appears totally rooted Will NZTR open an INQUIRY behind the f up... ...and insist any track repairs on any track....should come under the auspices of themselves... ...so there's no more f ups? ...and if there is...they're solely responsible...not Kenny...who forgot to supervise a piss up in a Brewery

Here's a tip newy... Just back Parkes all day..if you like the neddy And If hes within a sniff..they never stop!!

Talk about flogging a dead horse... Thats hopeless Stewarding...there's no b&w at all...it didn't jump...end of Punters need protecting at all times...apart from the horse not wanting to race

All that effort for a losing effort Bazza...boring az Bazz I gave all yous fellas the Blue Print for winter racing years ago...kept repeating it...then repeated it last week az well Its fit neddys who win In winter...seasoned neddys who can back up...need the work and love it hard...my niche in life as well Just look at the first 2 races yesterday ffs...do I have to bang yous any more?? Both had backed up within 3 days and ran well...love racing...can take the work ...hard fit...30% extra for home track The same applied to SENASSY...good tip there...obviously follows the Blue Print... Had a hurdle trial back in May...4 days later showed how tough she was by winning on the flat at Trentham... ...carried that residual fitness through with further back up racing over hurdles and showed the flat form was back with a good last start good 3rd...15Ff OUSTANDING wake up ffs

I'd be thinking you lurve any sailors??

Fag? I certainly don't smoke Bazz...only Cee Gars..finest Cuban Stogies... ...a hint of Bombay Jockstrap...On a stinking humdid sub incontinent day...with a dash of horse urine and aniseed infusion ...swirl that around the taste buds and its better than vanilla flavoured sex...you should know that bogan taste ...Listen... I'm a busy f In Guru on the weekend After the Gurusamy Thomass lessons... at my private oversubscribed Ashram...I was instructed by the Princess to get some supplies in for spring .... ...rooting hormone she said... So off I went to get some...I couldnt resist the Dad joke and tried it out on the girl cashier... How do you make a hormone?...you don't pay her So she gave moi a well deserved slap...and sent me off with the rooting hormone ...and I've been at it all weekend...dipping in and out..l'll be doing it all this arvo as well The Princess is well pleased you?

Don't ya hate those flaming modern day pixels? Thoroughbreds have the nodding head problem...whereas Harness don't ...Surely we should follow the Human atheletic race decision and make the torso the winning point... Lets say the point of the shoulder...