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Thomass

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  1. This gal can not only ride... ...but she could be used in the promotion of the Racing Industry...just as the Tennis Industry gals do...
  2. NEVER, EVER QUESTION MY STATUS AS A SUCCESSFUL PUNTER AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE SUFFERED BEFORE. I AM A CELBRATED FORM ANALYST THAT WILL NO LONGER STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED STATS AND LACK OF PUNTING PERSPICACITY. BE CAUTIOUS!
  3. And of course the ABSOLUT EXCELLENCIA P positive is now 5 months gone and no sign of a JCA hearing.... ..and this horse is 2 months dead...did the outstanding effort to win put pressure on already weak 'joints'...excuse the pun Who knows...but the performance to win was a complete form reversal of its previous efforts...
  4. Cheers d, Ive had the now brittle femurs reduced by 6 inches in the hope that my wish to become a late maturing champion jockey materialises.... ...hence the proximity to other regions of moi's beautiful pieces gives one greater 'pulling power'...theoretically... ..but it's a facade in reality....the picture tells a thousand words thang is in this case sadly unreal and I cannot claim 'Holmsy' status... ...besides if it was true I'd be needing a puncture repair kit on standby 24/7...and that's unsustainable long term... ...the tips have enough latex overflow already...thanx for trying to keep my legend alive though...xx
  5. You and the loose lips looney from the Viaduct cesspit would make perfect bed partners C... ...are you in on the 'promoting the new Knat for the next Great White Hope Racing Minister' as the solution as well?? Not "an iota of difference" is definitely looney tunes...wake up
  6. And beautiful to watch....and they run for her obviously...The Parsons are over the moon about her aren't they Freda?
  7. Didn't hear that one....the G 1 Cobalt of Richardsons you mean? That's been dealt with a fine... ...and suspected WILDFLOWER has already natural high levels...so they say The other 3 NP Meths have the Lawyers still battling it out ffs Galbraith's probably on hols in the Maldives...and could last until Xmas at this rate Hes always involved when the big boys like the Vella Fella's gets in trouble
  8. Some could do very well with a lesson in 'mindfulness'...instead of mindless... Its very new age but thats how the Thai Cave boys coped... Its Buddhist but beats getting pissed and smoking da gunja when they get off the neddys and step into real life
  9. Keep smoking the stuff you're on boys... Its great entertainment... "1kg=0.1L...oh no less than that...some though 1Kg=many lengths" No wonder you only bet maidens at Gunndy Guy C... ...and Rid "hardly touch NZ betting...oh no actually I bet massively" Schizophrenic but Side splitting
  10. I'm surprised you weren't on STROLLING VAG yesterday Bazz.. Thoroughly seasoned mare...strong course/distance 2nd in Open class 3 back... ...and of course BO back...winning when BO were on early in its campaign... Its about seasoned neddys at this time of the year and gear go fasts...
  11. 48 d? Do they provide walking sticks to the start down at the big O? Im always looking for fresh legs and less convictions for moi...any 18yo first timers down there today?
  12. Excellent idea PD...massaging egos is where it's at when it comes to opening pockets... Brendon might have something to say about sponsoring someone else's 'rise' however... What about 'Todd's curly top Bush' to keep it seemly?
  13. Unfortunately if Big Red is calling Pinn his nickname of 'Billy' around the stables... ...it's not helping at all with the 'discipline' required of an apprentice to turn things around... ...it gives him a 'mana' and aura he's not entitled to... ...and now the media's got hold of it and it's 'Billy' this Billy that... Then he got interviewed and said "he told me to give it a thrashing" The Stipes were horrified and ordered media training...when this training should be carried out at App. School... And last week we had the missing weight....where Pinn denied any knowledge...after going to the tuck shop...on a hot favourite which got beat..because of the weighty hot dog Its a fair article and a warning of the pitfalls of app. stardom which has destroyed many a jockey career...Dillon's being helpful and Dad like..
  14. Where's the researched 'stats' statsman...that supports your contention... ...even I...moi who supports the 1Kg=3/4L theory...think your claim is absolute fairy dusted b/s... ...so I await your stats to prove I'm wrong for once...stats away McStatsman "But each horse is different and for some horses 1kg will be many lengths"
  15. I suspected you were a traveller... ..where's the next Big Gypsy Wedding...Gypsland?
  16. I suspect you have adhd...you get pantsed then come back for more... ....maybe you're a masochist who likes a spank?? A swinger?? One Minute it's 1Kg=0.1L, nek minute less than that..nek nek minute 1Kg = many lengths Swing away spinner
  17. Thoroughbred racing's benevolent contributors...such as Sheik bin ich bin Bun..and other Sheikys like him...dish out their moolah for important industry big spends ...and NZ now has their own Sheik's...Sheike Kevin Hickman...who's cashed in his Ryman retirement prisons for 400M...and that plastics guy...for 900M Someone needs to get in their talangis...and ask them "would you like to race more often at HQ Ellerslie...ie through the winter...and use the best Steeple course in the world...12 months of the year...with the amount of money you're spending on young neddys...and their requirements not to race on shit hole tracks" that then maybe you could split 50/50 and get the Vella fella in as well... say 10M each...not much from the 1300M combined is it?? thanks guys
  18. It's bizarre the way you structure your arguments.. "it may well have lost due to the xtra weight..but it's not due to 1Kg = 1L...but for some 1Kg = many lengths" wtf...talk about confused thought processes... go back to kindy
  19. What are you saying...weight transfer has no basis relating to the speed of a horse? ...a bit like "Blinkers don't make them faster" Roger Lang was the classic heavyweight Jockey who had the perfect over the shoulder weight transfer... ...can dead weight help when a Jock is pushing out in a finish? Not likely...it just stays behind the shoulder...not over it......acting dead
  20. And you're out of your mind... "R may have lost because of the excess weight....but it isn't because 1Kg = 1L..." wtf...0.6L then? ...the dead weight you think?? Garbage?? Take that English as a second lingo option's your best bet of the month...
  21. You and Rid should go back to kindy...tick the English as a second lingo option... If you'd said " small so 4kgs a huge plus" I'd maybe listen but..." small but looks fit, alert and 4kgs a huge plus"... na....it doesn't fit you and your bf's claimed link What quantifies improvement though...is when Gibbs said KE cant go without Blinkers...and you would have been on anyway...maybe you can't read the gear changes?? ...you simply can't quantify what Ms. Squat squats when she squats...because you don't know squat even if it hit you in the moosh..
  22. Hahaha, you've written some pretty crazy sheet in your time but that takes the carrot... "Some...1kg will be many lengths" What makes you think Rosewood wasn't in that group then iron stain?? How did your stats quantify her lack of "many lengths" ...don't bother...give up...Its as bad as "there's nothing wrong with the Eagle Farm track" no idea
  23. So is 4 kegs a "huge help" or not? Maybe when you're pessed??
  24. There you go again mentioning "half a length" All margins are directly related to each other... 0.1L = nose 0.2L = head 0.3L = neck etc. 0.4L = lg nek so now you're saying it's less than 0.1L...so 4kgs =lg neck/ nk Besides they don't have 4kgs in Wallers city territory so your comeback of "relating to 4kgs" is unrelatable for Sydney Maybe Metres will help you...with a half length = 1.25M So you tell us a neddy goes @ 1/16th faster in even time...that's a lg nk/neck quicker with 4kgs less... ...and you don't differentiate on H 11 tracks yea na
  25. FYI 0.1L is an official NOSE So now you're telling us 0.1L is half a neck...but 1Kg is less than that now as well? Youre very confused... So you take allowances into account in your algorithmic stats system now stats man?
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