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Yes, the problem is you're dealing with very complex psyco nutcases who if it isn't their 'idea'...they kill the messenger and to hell with the Industry... ....but promote the other new Knat...who they know personally and must be way better then Peters... Yea Na...yet they had 9 long years of perpetual f up appointments

Yes but wtf are you doing about it?? Have you sent Philips to reform school....the RIU to prison...for incompetence in charge of Integrity?? Dont tell me you're on board the Kuru train as well...and that falling isn't actually falling... ...even if one falls?? You know the Equestrian version...point of shoulder and hindquarter touching the ground...which actually happened...who knew Magoo? ..then the RIU suddenly plucks a rule out of thin air... ...and it's all tickety boo hoo Is it true the connections of the runner up sent a WTF to Godber asking "wtf did you get that rule from"

The starters got ONE job to do shiv ffs!!! Ive watched Jumps racing around the Worrrrld and never ever ever have I seen a field released... ...facing the STAND and not the FENCE ffs... The entire field should be equidistant to the first fence... ...the inside horses in the McGregor Grant were 6M closer to the first fence than the outside horses.... f me....no wonder 4 of the first 5 inside draws were the first over the fence Philips needs to re-sit his starters licence...take some cop the f on...buy some glasses... ..take a measurement course...look up what EUIDISTANCE means...even PARALLEL may help... ...maybe it's a step too far in hoping runners can walk up side by side as they do in Britain...

Always enjoyed her interviews which showed her to be a fountain of knowledge and intelligent as well..not to mention a fine horsewoman...good luck with the Training.

It's a crying shame the Racing Industry doesn't promote its female Jocks as well as the Tennis Industry does.. ...imagine the Rules requiring Female Jocks to wear skirts... The wee Italian Giorgi...spanked unmercifully by the Serena bohemeth...thankfully prolonged the torture..by taking the first set enabling the World to enjoy the Tennis Industry's requirement for hotness a wee bit longer...

Here you are whizzed....you lurve having summit for nothing and your tips for free... ...fill ya boots https://formpro.co.nz/2018/07/10/wednesday-11-july-preview-below/

Surely?? If he doesn't get it this year after recent soft cock awards ...including a photographer if you please...and a Hound caller...wtf?? De Lore's epic article begging Messara's input was the catalyst for Peter's decision to get expert advice in... ...after continual hopelessly inept administrations, appointed by the Knats, killed the Thoroughbred golden goose... ...and De Lore's recent article about f in Sports betting taking over the NZRB's mindset... ...instead of concentrating on their mission statement of "promote Thoroughbred racing" wtf did that go?? It's out in the boondocks...that's where

Oh yes sure is wet bus...double decker for sure... Now Andy Lacy...aka the Money Shit shot...now On the Committee of the Tauranga Club... ...has made submissions on a rule change to NZTR....after reading it on here and joining the momentum express.... Theres not much doubt a G1 race will be the subject of desperate over use sooner or later... ...a Jock who's been taken aside by the owner "pssst..don't f in worry about the whip rule...this horse needs a good persuader...and I'll pay your fine....The fillie's future breeding prospects hinge on it" oh yep

Considering you didn't have a clue what 'VISOR' was... ...methinks 'bubble cheeker' could be a bit beyond you

Considering your last 7 'tips' have all been losers, including the unbelievable maiden 'tip'... ...its a bit rich to be calling moi out on 8 then...even though it's total fiction... ...and then I provided ACTUAL PROOF of TAB sheets...2 lazy hundy into 10k plus on a boring Friday...just to shut you up... ..where you choked and said "it's a fluke" niller

Gee...talk about classless...not as bad as using a good old 'f' though...as heard on our Trackside... ...some need a good old slap...fined 2hundy... Michelle Payne got 5 Hundy for criticising a 'good' track...wtf? https://mobile.twitter.com/pezza555/status/1015107926409785344/video/1

Wtf is going on down there...STILL! After last years debacle where Starter Philips didn't know the RULES OK... ...and let the entire field go while a handler was in FRONT of the ENTIRE field... ...and not a question asked by the hopeless RIU... ...they're still persisting with flag starts... ..a hopeless Hollus Bollus anything goes Flag start as well... ....not the British way...of tight formation...what the neddys are used to and train for ...no...just a complete f up...whereby the McGregor Grant field were released while the outer neddys were still circling in... ...so the advantaged horses on the rail...got a jump start...and stayed in front for the entire race mostly ..ffs...just put the stalls up somewhere...like the course proper...and get it SORTED ...otherwise it just looks like AMATUER hour Even Mick Brown and J Tan were horrified...and they don't do horrified Lets hope they sort it for Saturday...

Outstanding effort alright... ..but imagine being married to him..he'd talk the skin off a rice pudd and keep coming back for more... ..the poor bugger sure was wacked with the ugly stick but that sometimes makes you fight harder...it made me the great tipster I am ...like the boy named Sue

Yep, it goes back to their want of trying to justify their existence... High Court type wannabes on huge stipends...the industry can ill afford...writing a load of long winded crap... Fannin will be gutted his conduct has been "denounced" obviously...

You are whizz....you're....you're a fickhead....your deekhead But seriously whizzed...with a bit of training you could do your own tips IGRAINE didn't need much cop the f on did it? Black Type form wins most times...ok? A last start German Black Type 3L to a G 1 winner is far better than NZ Black Type...wtf knew?? ...even though they lost both Wars...how unfair is that? Black Type form beats a stink no hoper Maiden tip that Mardi gave you..every time what you want 6.7 or...nutting, zip, nada, zilcho?? Take the one win MASTER POET last week...an excellent 3rd in an R75 Feature meeting a few starts back...back to a midweek weak az...needing 2200M...8.5 FF...great value... Even though Shorn broke the rules...it pays to have desperate Jocks on board... Just get on

And of course Royal Ass Kit

Croatia's very wet at this time of the year

There's a word for you wally whizz bang fizz... ...humiliation by proxy...make that 3... ...to be excited by the object of your unrequited desires cruelty to loved ones as a means of personal subjugation... ...you can't have Barry but you desire him madly.. so much so... ...you'll take his b/s to the extent that coming even is a huge 'get you off'... ...you'll flagellate into the porcelain all night long, like a Dean Yendell... ...but Masochism wont satisfy you until I personally grab your talangis and give them a good rub together... ....which will make you realise it's in fact me you desire...you know it

Oh moi gawd Bazza... ...and then you had the temerity to complain that wally wizzer didn't get on his knees to salute you ...after coming out even!! ffs..has finding winners become that bad?? Im astounded you tipped a $6 shot in Para when the bet of the f in year in IGRAINE went untouched by anyone...even Rid hill who astonishingly handed out a no hoper maiden..as value ffs IGRAINE finished a last start, Black Type 3L, behind a subsequent G1 winner in the States last month and ended up paying 6.7 the tote!! You know the form 101 rule.. Find superior form in inferior races... ...and rubber stamped by an outstanding winning trial That was so superior even a blind goose could see it while being whacked by the stupid az stick.... ..are you a goose?

I'm sure it's that bloody McIntosh giving them a f in headache bazza Imagine being married to him?? His intonation must be the basis for a divorce...Shirley? He has more ups and downs than a plastic doll in your spare room.. ...besides his nipples must have dropped off by now with all that screaming? ...and who wants a nippleless partner let along a teetless one??

Outstanding shot of moi's ass d...must get a scan underway for hidden cams....f it Truth is ive been hired for a reality telly series called HORSEBREAK ISLAND I have to break in a handful of young flighty fillies and guide them through a labyrinth of life's problems along the way... ...like what goes with a sequinned sursingle?? A married one...that's what...who knew? Nothing but nothing will keep moi away from posting more daily sheet...day by day...ok?

Outstanding idea Bazza...was this cooked up when cooking chips...or when you were sheet faced?? Moi's advice is to email Bernie... bernard.saunders@nzracing.co.nz ...get him on board then contact the Plastic near Billionaire at Cammo Stud for possible sponsorship... good luck McDuff

Haha hilarious Mornday reading once again Bazza Love it when you get legless and spew out a whole lotta sheet on Saturdays... The last time you got sheet faced Rid Hill got the brunt of it for failing to cop the f on... ...and now you're the best of buddies...amazing what a bit of booze will do Keep up the entertainment bazz

Oh dear...yet another Shorn Fannin ride...trying too hard to win... Gets up in the shadows of the post on MASTER POET but breaks the whip rules badly...out until August Would Shorn have won without breaking the rules?? Na...were the connections of the 2nd horse allowed to protest?? Haha, don't be stupid...you get a stupid rule like the Whip farce... ...and you can't expect suits to make sense by allowing a protest ffs...read it and weap...ITS A FARCE ...and the SUITS are in on the FARCE This is Mr Fannin’s third breach of the whip rule in the last 12 months and NZTR records show that he has had 54 rides to date this season. The breaches have occurred over a relatively brief period of time and Mr Fannin continues to show a disregard for the use of whip guidelines. It is of concern to the Committee that it is only Mr Fannin’s second day back riding after having served his earlier whip suspension. His record under this rule is poor and notably the worst of the jump/highweight riders. By any measure 18 strikes of the whip is grossly unacceptable and places Mr Fannin at the top end of culpability. The Informant sought a suspension of between 4 and 5 days whereas Mr Fannin asked the Committee to consider a combined fine and suspension. We note also that his mount MASTER POET won the race, but for the purpose of our decision we treat this as a neutral factor. In assessing an appropriate penalty, we considered and gave due weight to a number of competing, but nevertheless relevant factors. These included the need to strike the right balance between Mr Fannin’s degree of culpability and the need to ensure animal welfare consideration is paramount. The Committee felt the breach was sufficiently serious to ensure that the penalty needed to ensure Mr Fannin is held to account and we denounce his conduct.

Are you off the " RUAKAKA's only for front runners again" turps yet Bazza? When they were winning off the pace and wider out... ...or are you just back from Specsavers with a free Cataract check thrown in for olde f'ers?