The Diceman's Been

Translation ... I am a dope but I want to be a somebody and I love the All Stars and nobody is allowed to make any comment because we are lucky to have them and they could go to Australia where they would be worshipped like I do.......and.....the owners who pay the bills and who get all the rich rewards will still get the information that the trainers choose to give to them, but fuck the rest of you nobody's because you are worthless and my blood is spinning as I write this.......

No matter how hard you try, you can't polish a turd.

No surprises there mate.....There are a ton of skeletons in that dog cave.

I have to take issue with the statement he has ridden the best. It is an absolute fact that he has dated some of the ugliest women that God ever created, and sullied many a woman's cubicle, no matter what hour of the day.

I'm his attitude adjustment counsellor. Do you need my services?

I saw this sign in Molloy's office at HQ

How many times do you want me to watch the farking replay Wally? Must be a full moon.

Poor woman. You are joking. She is a shit stirring left wing snowflake who deserves to be on the next plane out of here. A few fucking pieces of confetti in the harbour ..... Have you forgotten how many times you have pissed in it.........and not once did you think of the fish who were sitting on a plate the next day. Why did she go running to the media over a perfectly responded to complaint. Poor bloody thing had her feelings hurt. She will be on ACC before you know it. It wouldn't matter if it was Molloy's restaurant or anyone else's and that point has been made repeatedly. This just happens to be a clash between two attention seeking ego maniacs, and in this case the snowflake is shown up for what she is. We all know what Molloy is and that won't change......ever.

The first time I had the misfortune to watch that crap, I turned up the brightness control on my TV but it didn’t work. The show got even dumber

Speaking of which...... Gower was asked why he had gone for a job interview in Seoul. He said he saw it as a Korea opportunity.

The Prickject is a bastardised anal version of pretend live TV.. If you seriously believe that pathetic mob of third rate reject wannabe comedians has any sort of credibility, go and flush your head down the HQ dunny in shame. For fark's sake.......... That seriously deluded old fake, Paddy Gower even gets a run. Enough said about the quality of panel members. Mark Richardson is contracted to appear but I am assured he has to be injected with comatose fluid beforehand to make it through. True, Molloy has proven himself to be a total fark wit at times, and we can all agree on that, but I have a smidgen of sympathy for him in this instance. Tell the American complainer to piss off home with her complaint. I've seen a bloody sight worse acts of crap blown and thrown into the harbour and not a thing said about it. Do you not remember the Americas Cup celebrations?? The project can get well and truly rooted, and I'm happy to pay for the condoms.

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I have just been reminded of Pitty's upcoming victory this evening. NOW THAT WOULD BE BLOODY BRILLIANT. Go Pitty.........but be assured that when you win, CT will be attempting to photobomb the celebrations.

I can't think of anything exciting that has happened in NZ racing over the weekend so far. Possibly the HOT rumour of a stipe's affair with a trainer's wife could fit the bill, but in the meantime, as usual, there is fark all to get excited about. Hopefully the anticipated Kiwi success in Brisbane, starting next weekend, will get us fizzing at the bung ...........but don't hold your breath.

A lot of folks gonna need counselling from reading that shite, although I have to admit to having a laugh at it all. Not sure why I was emailed this photo but I feel compelled to post it, in the interests of all concerned. I am told it is of CT in the rest rooms at HQ You be the judge, but I would caution against eating or drinking before taking a peek.

I saw the interview. "We breed them, we break them in, we train them and we deserve this." He talked about his kids being involved and all the staff who had worked so hard. He went to great lengths to explain the win of this particular dog in the Derby, was all due to luck. The mutt needed plenty of it, and he needed the others to get their share of bad luck. My immediate thought was that it may be you, Mr Cole, who is going to need luck, given the wagons that are seemingly circling around the camp fire.

Thank you i see the cash in my account now. won a trial very well.

Team......can anyone give me a result for this race please. Missed watching it and no results anywhere. cheers

Freda, My friend casts no aspersions.....but notes that those cattle have won a gold medal at every rodeo in the Waikato in the past couple of seasons. Is it too much to hope for a DJ - Paul partnership to start up again, with Larnie making a comeback in the saddle, or am I puffing on a strong doozie this magnificent day.

What, all 125 of them?

Anyone made a buck on any O'Sullivan - Scott runner lately. They have some well bred, expensive youngsters in the team but most are going like busted arses. Are they not using the day yards they once used too? Just asking for a friend.

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Question: What is it that Glenda has over Peters? Given she is a National Party lackey I would have thought she would be the first one gone. Answer: On many occasions it was the sheets.

I know where you are coming from, but he was under riding instructions from a couple of others who were also holding the reins. They have now been, shall we say, bucked off, and both horse and rider are feeling much better for it, so to speak.

It's a good decision. He's a hard nosed bastard who won't take any bullshit like a number of past members.