The Diceman's Been

I couldn't agree with you there Reefton. God help the Mozzies if he went there. The Medicare Mental Health Budget would be swallowed up in three counseling sessions.

I may be wrong, I often am, but I have a suspicion that had there been a big burly bull delivering a fresh batch of semen to one of those cattle beast coincidentally at the same time the starter was dispatching his field, in full view of an international racing audience, that Wyndham may just become a new tourism mecca. The catch phrase could be: Come to Wyndham - The Beefed Up Harness Capital of New Zealand

I heard about this yesterday. The whole issue is down to ONE last matter that needs to be agreed to. John Allen wants his photo on the top right hand corner of every photo finish print, similar to a Post Office stamp. He believes it will bring credibility to the official photo finish. Photolynx are holding out however. They say if there has to be a stamp, it should be of the Prime Minister, who actually looks more like a horse.

That would have been Thomarse. Was his brother Dumbarse with him?

Couldn't have summed it up better Joe. John Allen reminds me of Worzel Gummidge. Can you really take anything he says seriously???

This thread is as exciting as the last book I read, and about as useful. C'mon team, put your big girls pants on today and move on.

Thought for the day..........

Thought for the day........and just which segment do you belong in........or do you want me to tell you?/

T, as I told you in 2015, and repeated in 2016, 2017 and a number of times in 2018, you have to get off the turps. As always, I am here as a support in these troubling times. And T, you look bloody awful. I generally see beauty in most things, but you seriously look butt ugly.

Don't worry luvvie There's one in every pot

Up You In Future

Meanwhile, at the coalface in Petone, the head of IT, Codeless Colin, attempts to fix the fuck up.

Brodes, if you really want to waste two minutes of your life, take a peek at Kano's posts since he joined the community. There would appear to be enough evidence that he may have been one of the two lads inhaling the magic elixir on that float going North at Jewels time....and the content of his contributions since are as shallow as a car park puddle. Further proof that there are more parents that are cousins than we realised.

I think it is very evident we all love a punt, in some form or other. Whose dick is bigger is irrelevant, and let's face it, when you get to Brodie's and my age, the plants are a little shriveled on the vine, so to speak. Let's enjoy the journey.

Two flies up a wall........you name it, in fact I'll bet $20,000 you won't put $20,000 up against his $20,000 Golf is second only to US racing in the mornings. Man, they get me really fizzing at the bung.

Never, but it gives them a convenient out.

Bet Easy has now posted Top 5 and Top 10 markets ............24 hours before the off......and closed my account. Their email of explanation was interesting. Apparently I need to permanently self-exclude myself from their website and seek help from www.gamblershelponline.org.au I had a quick look at that website, but they didn't have a Top 5 option.

CrownBet is set to become BetEasy in the coming weeks, with it and William Hill Australia merging as the 'new' brand. CrownBet accounts will automatically become BetEasy accounts while William Hill accounts will be transferred across. Existing clients of both CrownBet and William Hill will have their accounts merged. It follows news in February that Canadian gambling giant The Stars Group had acquired a 62 per cent stake in CrownBet. CrownBet then took over William Hill Australia in a deal worth more than $300 million. 'BetEasy' previously existed in Australia after current CrownBet CEO Matt Tripp bought Betezy in 2014 and relaunched the brand under the slightly different name. The original BetEasy then rebranded as CrownBet after James Packer's Crown Resorts bought into the company.

I have been a client of William Hill for a number of years. William Hill is now Beteasy. With William Hill, I was able to get on my number one punt activity, Golf Top 5 and Top 10 for any amount at any time. On a number of occasions since being taken over by Beteasy, my punting has been restricted. Earlier this week, I emailed the Trading manager at Beteasy to find out why there was not a Top 5 market for the upcoming event in Hawaii which starts on Friday. Our own NZTAB and 95% of the world's leading books all had their markets up. I asked for a sizable investment quote on Webb Simpson who I have rated at $4. This is their response: (06:10:30 AM) Scott : I have been advised by the traders that we probably won't be releasing those markets for this event due to the lack of size of the field My response: (06:11:29 AM) : That's a shame - Your competitors have so I guess i have to bet with them. They are piss weak.

Oh dear..... Come on you harness experts. Do your best to explain the total to me the handling of the favourite in the third race. Even the commentator confirmed what BLIND FREDDY could see. Cheats on seats.......again. I didn't have a bet but I feel for those who backed it.

Agreed. Adds a bit of interest seeing the big guns having an off day......so far at least. Happy New year Brodie. May your night be uplifting.

Can you please keep an eye out for our mate THOMARSE. He's been missing in action for a week now and grave concerns are held for his mental and physical stability. Known to frequent the beach at Kohi, he may have strayed to K Road, or possibly be in the vicinity of the empties drum at HQ or Danny Doolans at the Duct. When you find him, be careful, but kind.

Timaru - Fixed odds Place multi Any 4 Any 3 Any 2 $100 bet to win potential $8239 R1 Bellarosina $4 R2 Grand Express $3 R4 Anzac Coup $3.50 R6 Taree $5 Race 8 Remedy $3

Very very good run. Lack of pace didn't help but closing sectionals would have been better than most.