Thomass

Not a bad effort for Sammy in the first two races of the World Jocks Comp 7th and 10th..on outsiders..2 more today Beat Moriera and Charley Schofield...wtf is that?...in both races...Go Girl Heres the first race...BONZAI!!! http://jra.webcdn.stream.ne.jp/web/jra/onetag/eqSpPlayer.html?target=201802010310

Well Kenny said the contractors used a different sifting procedure...and the big ones got through!! Telling yesterday though...Oatham was interviewed and said "the drains are now becoming blocked...and a very bad area has become apparent on the turn out of the straight" ffs...this track appears totally rooted Will NZTR open an INQUIRY behind the f up... ...and insist any track repairs on any track....should come under the auspices of themselves... ...so there's no more f ups? ...and if there is...they're solely responsible...not Kenny...who forgot to supervise a piss up in a Brewery

Here's a tip newy... Just back Parkes all day..if you like the neddy And If hes within a sniff..they never stop!!

Talk about flogging a dead horse... Thats hopeless Stewarding...there's no b&w at all...it didn't jump...end of Punters need protecting at all times...apart from the horse not wanting to race

All that effort for a losing effort Bazza...boring az Bazz I gave all yous fellas the Blue Print for winter racing years ago...kept repeating it...then repeated it last week az well Its fit neddys who win In winter...seasoned neddys who can back up...need the work and love it hard...my niche in life as well Just look at the first 2 races yesterday ffs...do I have to bang yous any more?? Both had backed up within 3 days and ran well...love racing...can take the work ...hard fit...30% extra for home track The same applied to SENASSY...good tip there...obviously follows the Blue Print... Had a hurdle trial back in May...4 days later showed how tough she was by winning on the flat at Trentham... ...carried that residual fitness through with further back up racing over hurdles and showed the flat form was back with a good last start good 3rd...15Ff OUSTANDING wake up ffs

I'd be thinking you lurve any sailors??

Fag? I certainly don't smoke Bazz...only Cee Gars..finest Cuban Stogies... ...a hint of Bombay Jockstrap...On a stinking humdid sub incontinent day...with a dash of horse urine and aniseed infusion ...swirl that around the taste buds and its better than vanilla flavoured sex...you should know that bogan taste ...Listen... I'm a busy f In Guru on the weekend After the Gurusamy Thomass lessons... at my private oversubscribed Ashram...I was instructed by the Princess to get some supplies in for spring .... ...rooting hormone she said... So off I went to get some...I couldnt resist the Dad joke and tried it out on the girl cashier... How do you make a hormone?...you don't pay her So she gave moi a well deserved slap...and sent me off with the rooting hormone ...and I've been at it all weekend...dipping in and out..l'll be doing it all this arvo as well The Princess is well pleased you?

Don't ya hate those flaming modern day pixels? Thoroughbreds have the nodding head problem...whereas Harness don't ...Surely we should follow the Human atheletic race decision and make the torso the winning point... Lets say the point of the shoulder...

No probs... So why don't you tell the world...for once... What are the exact race base qualifications needed for these sims? How for example do you enter 'fit' when you can't read track workouts or last start efforts... ...you know 6L away after the perfect run the same as unlucky az?

It's BOD Friday...thank God...for BOD's The Tennis Industry just keeps churning out the hots...to promote their Industry... ...almost always Caro..but wtf cares eh boys...and lesbians? Caro getting ready for the US Open...let's hope she looks like this on court next week! Cmon jockey industry...you can do it!

Ive had Beth the pig dog psychoanalyse your posts... ...she thinks you have anger, drinking, sfa SOH and dietary issues... ...she'd like to meet up with you and help...pm moi

Gee, if you think I'm on p...take your post..turn it round to face a mirror...and read it back...really loud If it makes sense...the men in white coats won't turn up...anything else...good luck in the lock up

In her case, she was racing as they do in the States...avoiding kickback It worked that day as the others were probably lining up post race to get their eyes washed out as John Bell suggested... ...but don't listen to Mardi grass... Every Australiasian race analyst knows 3 "wide without cover" is a negative..almost always ...but he disagrees idiot

Whatever 'low rep' means...I don't give a flying bogan Bazz... Perhaps not sucking up to peeps means you're not pops of the month... At least da Princess loves moi! 'Family' have to confront issues as they arise and I'm your anti sycophant... Alfred Chan felt unsafe in that environment and NZTR's welfare officer had to take over... ...now if you want to brush things like that under the carpet..you can... But young apprentices are under enough pressure without some hot head boss... ...who obviously has anger issues from the way he talks to female members of the governing body... I certainly don't want to be like anyone other than moi..especially Big Red...or a bogan ...how many Whakachungas have you had since 3 am?

Couldn't have put it better meself gee Geggy has identified Punters as being "integral" Dont know wtf that means gee but it sounds like Punters must be 'special' best

Haha suggest you taste some 'cop the f on'!

You constantly use the word "generally" You still hide behind your thumbnail sketches though.. ..and produced the slowest maiden of the day against a black type performer... ...after 1600 simulations fy ignorant I...it's obviously easier racing without cover when there's no pace on... ...maybe you should try 2k sims and introduce 'cop the f on'

Geez Box you've got a case of the dribbles this morning...been on the porcelain all mornin'? Ask Neil Davis about showing jumpouts... Theres nothing worse than John I don't bet Barry coming on after a race and telling us his neddy was "really impressive in a jump out" Now go and take another anti vindaloo pill

Oh gee guys...not 2 bogans on at once... Bazz what were you doing up at 3am ffs?? Just got home from a bogan tinder date? Boxie...I'm disappointed in yous... The numbered lines are straight off the JCA Inquiry site... Apparently Red got pissed off when Alfred Chan was taken off him...and he blamed Bridget for it and "if I was there in person it'd be a whole lot worse" Ya can't be threatening Industry Reps like that these days and get away with it I'm afraid... ..even if you've got Red hair 5 Hundy's a slap...but Red needs to take a chill pill

Talk about losing the plot... Big Red Sharrock totally blew.. when he saw red over the dog and bone... To NZTR's Bridgy Flynn 17. Allan stated, “How dare NZTR remove Alfred without hearing my side of the f***ing story” and then went on to say, “I've already spoken to that f***ing Simon Irving, he is a piece of s*** and I have absolutely no respect for that man and I feel the same way about you and NZTR.” 18. He was yelling at a level that Wiremu could hear him but not what he was saying. 19. Allan continued telling me about a man that shared the Sharrock house at the time Alfred was there and this man had told Allan that “Alfred was a lying little c***.” 20. At the conclusion of his tirade Allan told me “You are lucky this conversation has taken place over the phone, it would have been ten times worse if I had seen you in person." 21. After I got off the phone, Wiremu said "I haven't heard him go off like that for ages.” 22. At the conclusion of the testing I gave Wiremu forms that he took away for Allan to sign. 23. On bringing them back to me two hours later, Wiremu said “the boss is still pretty angry.” 24. I said, “at me still?” and Wiremu replied “yes”. 25. I asked Wiremu how he was going with Allan at work? 26. Wiremu replied “good, as long as I don't make any mistakes”. 27. I said, “well best you don't make any mistakes then.” No wonder Wiri's riding well...he's too scared not to! Red gets a slap on the wrist fine of 5 Hundy... ...he can afford it and it made him feel better about himself

Surely Marty Burns gave Bernie the wink wink nudge about Julius's trainer John Bell giving it to the industry? His much loved horse and stable hero had to endure "red raw heels" post race...smack bang in the middle of the track...where the deepest sand blasting was taking place... ...and other horses having Vets called to flush their eyes out... Animal welfare comes before Board egos doesn't it?

Gee don't know wtf that means but I think you're agreeing Punters come first...onya Accessing vision and information for Victorian jump-outs is set to become a whole lot easier with Racing Victoria announcing that all clubs will be required to provide vision from October 1.In a statement released on Thursday, RV said clubs with jump-outs published in the official industry publication Inside Racing will now be required to film each jump-out they conduct and publish the vision on their respective websites within 48 hours of completion. Clubs will also be required to include information that appropriately identifies each horse competing in a jump-out and its trainer. The secrecy in which some Victorian jump-outs have been conducted by certain clubs, including the lack of information pertaining to the horses involved in the jump-outs, has been a source of frustration for punters. The Victoria Racing Club (Flemington), Melbourne Racing Club (Caulfield, Mornington, Ladbrokes Park) and Ballarat Turf Club (Ballarat, Burrumbeet) currently offer the service for punters and owners for jump-outs conducted at their racetracks. Thursday's announcement will see that extended to all country racing tracks, including venues such as Cranbourne, Geelong, Bendigo and Pakenham. RV Executive General Manager Greg Carpenter said it was important to provide punters with greater transparency. “Today’s announcement is an important step forward in providing greater transparency around jump-outs for punters who are integral to the funding of the industry," Carpenter said. “We have taken on board the feedback provided by punters and believe this decision will benefit punters by equipping them with more information to make their wagering decisions.

It goes without saying you clown... Nothing in Racing is ALWAYS 100%...that's why you do 1600 simulations per race.. To find out a slow maiden is faster than a black type performer..in your simulated dreams.. next

In your very f in humble opinion you mean ..and f me you've got a lot to be humble about... Only a complete moron would ignore Black Type race form...and use purely time.. Breeders have been Catologuing Black Type over 'mile' rates since Queen Vic was in nappies...sucking a wet nurses teet...like you still do ...call that population based if you want...Experts call it FORM ANALYSIS ..then you were horribly exposed when one of the very few examples you've ever given of 'time' over Black Type... ...proved you haven't the foggiest... Your ideas are so flawed ...you don't even invest here... 'Caught without cover' is beyond your already limited vocab.. Just stick to the Hounds here with their times... hope that helps

I've been going on about publishing jumpout results for years...some are now But Victoria have gone another step and made it mandatory! Bernie used to be in control over there...just copy them Bernie