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KickintheKods

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  1. It was a big bubble on the night....apparently.
  2. Performance Ratings so far: Melham: Dipshit personified. If he had half a brain he would be still be mentally challenged Kah: Those in the know say the $40,000 gross she would have earned yesterday still wouldn't satisfy her cravings for lust and love Zahra: He got the text to say "get out - the boys in blue are on their way" so he offed it quick, but someone said "If I'm gone, so are you" and spilled the beans Brown: A huge talent but thick as mud and easily led. Gaugray: Starstruck by Kah. Another very good young rider who followed the wrong road. The sixth person is still to be outed in public- yet.
  3. Asked his opinion on how the mayoral race was going Molly was quoted as saying" I am really really really ridiculously good looking for a West Coaster, am I not?"
  4. I hear Dolly Parton has invested big buck in molly's HQ PR vaccine stunt She's going to work 9 till 5 on it
  5. I'm not sure Molly's vaccine PR stunt will work...........bit it's worth a shot.
  6. I may be wrong, but seldom am. I have it on very good authority that Headquarters is setting up a section of the establishment to give injections to the Auckland Indian folk. Apparently Molly feels he can gain a large number of Mayoral votes from this section of the Auckland community. He has imported thousands of vials of the vaccine and these are now stored in his bar fridge. It's called the Pun Jab.
  7. My mail is George will be gone from the Warriors within the next two weeks.
  8. Hullo TAB Anyone home.........or are you all having a day off or at the canteen scoffing the cream buns and pies You've tripped up AGAIN I don't back greyhounds but today is a very rare exception. I thought I might take a Pick 6 today on the dish lickers as I have the mail on a flyer.........cannot be beat the word is. So I follow the directions to the first leg and what do I find........the race is due to start at 1.52pm. BUT wait.....the big flash sign on the right of the page says the race starts at 1.57pm. Is there anybody in that shithouse capable of informing us which is correct? IDIOTS
  9. Doctor Brodie is a man of superior intellect. Just ask his receptionist.......
  10. You didn't have much of an IQ at school, did you Flash? Obviously in the same class as that other underachiever, Jakshit. And from your posts, you both provide evidence of an acute decline in intelligence ever since leaving.
  11. Kinane (NZ) Disappointing performance. Rider Jamie Kah reported that in her opinion the gelding did not appreciate racing inside other horses. Post-race endoscopy of Kinane detected a degree of internal exercise‑induced pulmonary haemorhage which may have affected the horse's racing performance. A veterinary clearance will be required prior to racing again.
  12. I have been following him this campaign and there was suggestions he had been working well and had significantly improved off the first up run. He needs further but I was hopeful. The fact that Kah stuck, the horse had won second up at the distance and the price was attractive, was the reason I went in early with a interest bet. The winner travelled beside him at the back and picked up in great fashion. Kinane was average to say the least. If they step him up to 2000 next start, if there is a next start, I will go again.
  13. Those darn investigators disguised as vets........
  14. Molloy would make a great Mayor. Auckland needs a major shakeup. It needs a brash hardline approach to cleanout the council waste and cutback on the overpaid, under performing leeches who inhabit every department of the organisation. Get in behind him Chief..........but not too close.
  15. I remember the days, I am guessing around six to seven years ago, when Thomarse was in his prime, writing daily on the racing forum websites. He was actually fun to read, especially extolling the virtues of his daily coffees at the Kohi cafe and his conquests from pickups at the nearby beach. I think he had a Mexican boyfriend back then, who he had met on the gay dating site, Scratch My Back. I really enjoyed his contributions. His was an insight into a part of Auckland I would never have known otherwise. Something has obviously happened to the dear man since those days. I miss the old Thomarse.
  16. Thomass Seriously, you need help mate. I believe the vast majority of genuine hard working Kiwis would think his comments were genuinely light hearted, said in a manner that was not meant to be offensive and taken as such by MOST of those who heard them, including me. You, on the other hand, have snapped, in an immature and petulant manner, as has those silly people who issued the fine.
  17. I am confident you were bending a knee and using one hand for wrist activities when writing this piece of total garbage Thomarse. I am also now 100% sure you are still being breast fed.
  18. Here's some real good advice Thomarse Sue the doctor who slapped your face instead of your arse when you were born.
  19. What's with that Kennard woman having an convulsion after every win - shoving her tongue down everyone's throat, just for the tv cameras seemingly. I thought she might be auditioning for a part on Shitland Street. Very Very WEIRD. But I did enjoy the racing and the competitiveness of some of the driving. David Butcher in the first giving it to Nat was a highlight of the day.
  20. When it comes to many doing the interviewing and plenty being interviewed.....SILENCE IS GOLDEN. I'd rather make my own judgement looking at the horse that have someone give me their slant on it. Remember this......if you go to a brothel you scan the merchandise before you invest (in your case Thomarse the blow up doll shop). Puntings no different. Due diligence is required. Being influenced by someone else is pissing your money against a wall.
  21. I note that the bloke who copped the gobfull has stated in a recent post that he and the abuser have an equal share in a substantial asset. I heard a few descriptions for fat hookers but that is a new one to me.
  22. Not to mention the financial impact it will have on Brent and Cherry.....or not 😃
  23. I thought Friday was Urine Extraction Day
  24. Geez I don't think David Ellis supported his trainer as much as I has assumed he would. What have you got to do to get in the Ellis Good Book Chief? Hung him out to dry good and proper. You would know wouldn't you...surely???
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