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Trentham Track Update NZTR’s National Track Advisor Todd Treweek has inspected the Trentham track which was a Dead 5 on the morning of Wednesday 12 January. There has been 116mm irrigation applied over the past 9 days and the intention is to apply more this week as needed. The grass cover is good and core samples taken at various parts of the track, along with the Moisture Meter reading (38%), indicate good moisture to a depth of 200mm. CD trainers representatives had also walked the track earlier in the week and declared themselves happy with its preparation. Could this be the day they finally get it right.......or not? Meticulous planning and craftmanship, hundreds of man and lady hours, have been invested into ensuring New Zealand's premier race track is in pristine condition for tomorrow. Every available member of the Petone head office team has spent allocated work time away from their desks and pie warmers, and been down the road helping out. Each was given one of the flash new watering cans, especially designed by NZTR. What could possibly go wrong????

First the nose......and now the tongue. The dissection of your facial features and their assumed close proximity to the Te Akau stable needs further investigation Chief. Are you happy to take a swab so we can get a clearer picture?

Oh dear, how sad. never mind !!!! The Te Akau 0800 I'm Pissed Off line will be overloaded.

6000 people internally at Ellerslie is commonly known as a cluster fuck any which way you care to paint it. 2000 at Kumara is widely known as a great day at the races.

Thomarse is very happy at receiving the tip. This will be his first winner since forever, and he hasn't been this excited since his vibrator got stuck in his Thomass.

$4.00 with the Odds Boost Thank you Mr Ladbrokes

Follow the money.

Brian says it like it is but will anyone take any notice. Not a chance as the "climb on the gravy train - fuck you lot - I'm looking after myself" attitude prevails at head office and filters it's way down. It's not a sink hole any more Brian. It's a SLUSH FUND for the boys and girls network which is why the little fella is jumping overboard and no longer participating. The industry is being stuffed, from both internal mismanagement and incompetence.

Mary Mary Quite contrary My, how your salary does grow You huffed and you puffed About the cohort of five But rushed when offered the chance Of the greasy gravy jive You're just a puss who licks to lick The bowl known as NZRBA/NZTR

No criticism of the ride from this armchair expert either, just unlucky to get one with a bigger hooter on the day (not dissimilar to the Chief's in fact, so you were always going to be at a disadvantage). Let's see what the local owner can do for us in a minute or two.

So Mary is doing the vetting of who can go and who can't or is she organizing the catering, or is she putting up all the black flags of possible "awkward" questions? It's a farce.

He has the choice to do whatever he wants to, just like you do. An extremely talented hoop who seemingly has a brain.

It was my only loss in a four horse multi, my main betting option. It cost me in excess of $20,000 so yes, I am disappointed. However, my pain is fast disappearing from the jock and over to you, an absolute farking know it all on every subject. Now be a good little number cruncher and tell me the last twenty horses who sat three wide without cover over 2000 metres at Ellerslie that got beaten by a FARKING NOSE. That should shut you up for a month.

Going to be interesting to watch the last at Tauranga today. A trial winner from a very inform stable, drawn two, having it's debut run. And an out of form jockey. Don't think it can beat the Te Akau horse, but you never know. This might be the start of the new era for him.

Yes it was Chief. A nose, very similar to that one in your photo above and if I was within a length of you right now I'd shove a giant pick directly up your right nostril.......just for the hell of it. Wouldn't get me my investment on the horse that I lost back I know, but geez it would do you the world of good to have that oversized bagel muncher cleaned out. Have a good day and try not to sneeze.

As Barry Gibbs said....."It was a farking TRAGEDY" and yes, I'm speaking through my kick against my better judgement as S McKay is riding like a drunken sailor. The stats don't lie. He is 61st in the premiership and is obviously lacking confidence.

Welcome back Flash. I've missed you.

What a guy that David Ellis is. Life's a beach Davy boy and you know it. Have a great time. I know how much you love the surf. Is there nothing he can't do ???? Good luck to Waikato with the new stallion. I'm picking the other Savaloy stallion will be the better and that's no embellishment at all.

By the looks of it. he is about a "length" in front, judging by the handful of horse he has cupped up, but in danger of being touched up by the outside horse who is making a beeline right for him. I can assure you it aint Curious. He holds his whip in his left hand.

The science of natural selection. Is that your tipping service? Another Day. Another Dreamer.

Fuck off idiot You are the reason there is a growing division in NZ.