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KickintheKods

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  1. Oh Diddums Spoken like a true woke leftie with a self entitlement list of government handouts in your right pocket. Epidemiologists are 100% correct all the time are they ? No they are not and people like you who hang on their every word are sadly lacking in any sort of balanced judgement. That whiplash smile is possibly a result of too much masturbation. Get help.
  2. I'll betcha $1000 to $1 that he attends Gamblers Anon before his court hearing to try and impress the beak. C'mon Kenny give us a song Altogether now, one two three...... On a warm summer's evening On a train bound for nowhere I met up with the gambler We were both too tired to sleep So we took turns a-starin' Out the window at the darkness The boredom overtook us And he began to speak He said, "Son, I've made a life Out of readin' people's faces Knowin' what the cards were By the way they held their eyes So if you don't mind my sayin' I can see you're out of aces For a taste of your whiskey I'll give you some advice" So I handed him my bottle And he drank down my last swallow Then he bummed a cigarette And asked me for a light And the night got deathly quiet And his face lost all expression Said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy You gotta learn to play it right You've got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em Know when to walk away and NOT RIP OFF YOUR MATES YOU SCUM.
  3. Shall we double up on Sunburst Yes, lets do it
  4. Unaccustomed as I am to tipping winners, today will prove to be the exception. Justamaiz is WAY OVERS and deserves your attention.
  5. At this stage of the match it is very evident that Brodie is on a hiding to nothing. In fairness to the poor chap, can I ask that you now leave him alone as it is literally becoming a "flogging of a dead horse situation."
  6. If they are going to go on "readings off a tester" perhaps they should take an IQ reading of all drivers before the first race as well. No, maybe not as they would not have enough drivers to hold a meeting at all.
  7. There are a couple who are very good but none in the class of the late great. Rick Worthington. He was a freak.
  8. Good heavens. I've eaten a bowl of cornflakes, a plate of bacon, eggs, tomato and avocado on toast followed up by doris plum jam on rye bread and a sunk a soothing cup of coffee whilst reading that post of yours Mark. But I did like it ( your post) and I agree.
  9. I think you are both underestimating the one at Cambridge Stud. My colt is a cracker and i have seen plenty of others that look the part. Let's wait and see. And just why do Marky Mark and Gee up Gary have to have one? Just coz Arrowfield have a thousand sons of Redoutes doesn't make it necessary for other studs to follow.
  10. That Ellis chappie could sell water to a drowning man
  11. When Larnie bought that magnificent farm a few years back he paid, what was at the time, a huge amount of coin because it was such a prized possesion to own. There were port a loos for the cattle in each paddock and the troughs were purchased second hand from the Hilton in Hawaii. The soil was trucked in from Palmer's gardenworld and the grass was as soft as toilet tissue at HQ. It was the Mecca for meat carrying bovine beauties. Perhaps the cobolt came in the troughs from Hawaii.
  12. It was a script that would make Enid Blyton blush. Who ever penned it deserved an Oscar and Lance's role in convincing the powers that be that is was credible, was his best ride EVER.
  13. The anti Te Akau brigade are hot and heavy on the rumour mill, jealousy is such an eviltrait isn't it - so it could easily be incorrect, but i have heard it repeated a number of times in the past 24 hours.
  14. Jezzusss fellas and fellessas....lighten up I've heard that many rumours about this very interesting incident that I am starting to think it may have been Donald Trump doing the feeds on the day in question. Three questions I do have. RIU sources have informed Michael the slippery scribe that it is possibly a Morphine droplet in the mix. Who could possibly he be referring to at the RIU ? Is there a leak in the pipe at headquaters (yes there is at the other one coz I get wet feet when having a whiz ) and what possible motivation does the leaker have for feeding Michael the slippery scribe?
  15. Absolutely NONE. Zero - ziltch - no way
  16. Have you had a look at the Magic Million sales results from yesterday. Davy boy, in association with Andy (I'm a dandy boy) Williams spent big bucks on three and purchased a forth by Xtravagent for old times sake, and it was only the first day. Australia IS THE target and why wouldn't it be. And as for saying the law can't be bought. They are only a couple of pay grades above Politicians. Try handing me that chestnut.
  17. The unwritten submission, but extremely well communicated behind closed doors, that racing in Australia has far more appeal than racing in NZ and the non overturning of this appeal will be the final straw that sees the NZ Te Akau operation ceasing to exist...............could well be the grounds that the Judicial Review panel members agree on. Wink wink nudge nudge
  18. Agreed I think it's time we started a BRING BACK MICHAEL WALKER campaign.
  19. He's home and dried. There's already a truckload of prime Te Akau beef patties on their way to the appeal panel member's porches. Raise your glasses now and toast Te Akau. You beauties.
  20. He's home and dry is our Owen Patrick. He WILL be riding on Millions night - you can put your soiled undies on it.
  21. Thomarsefucious say:
  22. Cross does to standardbreds as to what Lance Armstrong does to bike tyres. They grow an extra leg (tread).
  23. Fair suck of the sav Forbeeez You've done your dough again and the pawn shop don't open till tomorrow morning to get another $10 for mummy's dentures. Time to come out from under your bed, put your big boy's pants on, tighten the belt until your eyes water and go get some fresh air.
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