What's got me flummoxed is that he says that all punters know about "universal times for each class" but how could he calculate those (for ANZ racing) when he doesn't know how to generate a variant that allows comparison of a straight six at Trentham with the same distance at Ellerslie, and goes further by saying you can't do that.
Maybe, by "universal times for each class", he's referring to the average amount of time it takes him to complete his remedial maths and reading classes?